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Umair Malik

Umair Malik

@umair 

Lahore , Lahore

Hey Friends! I am Umair and I love tennis, soccer and fiction reading.

Stories

Umair Malik

If animals could talk...

2010 Aug 6th 1480 Views
One night I saw a dream that the animals were talking to me. It was a very strange dream. And when I woke up in the morning, I had forgotten about... read more
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Umair - Thank you Tooba!    2015 Nov 7th
Tooba - amazing story i really liked it    2014 May 23rd
Umair - Thank you all for commenting.    2011 Aug 6th
11 Comments

Poems

Umair Malik

The Eco-Friendly Poem

2011 Apr 29th 1672 Views
Growing your garden May seem like a bore But with eco-gardens Boredom is no more Growing plants is green and lots of fun too so don’t grow them... read more
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Umair Malik

She is precious....

2011 Jan 17th 541 Views
"M" is for the million things she gave me. "O" means only she is growing old. "T" is for the tears she shed for me. "H" is for her heart of finest... read more
1 Person like this! - Yamna Izhar Ahmed
Umair Malik

Reflections

2011 Jan 17th 478 Views
Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our sole.Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be... read more
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Umair Malik

Oh people!

2011 Jan 6th 503 Views
Oh people! Stop backbiting, Because you will raise your bad deeds. Oh people! Stop fighting, And be all together. Oh people! Do not let the devil... read more
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Umair Malik

Knowledge

2010 Dec 21st 564 Views
KnowledgeKnowledge is like a towerNothing is greater than it's powerWealth may vanish one dayBut rays of learning will shine foreverKnowledge is... read more
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Umair Malik

Going to School

2010 Oct 5th 551 Views
I can't go to school because I'm sick, if I go out of my house, I'll get hit by a brick,I can't go to school because I am afraid, on my way I'll get... read more
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Umair Malik

A Blacksmith

2010 Aug 6th 779 Views
He is a person who knows many tricks,He makes so many things in his fire bricks.He is a tall man with a fierce look,You can never find such a man in... read more
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Umair Malik

Clouds

2010 Aug 6th 568 Views
I bring fresh and cool showers,For the hot earth and thirsting flowers.Sometimes I fill the rivers and streams, when you are asleep and in... read more
Umair Malik

Knowledge!

2010 Jul 30th 556 Views
Knowledge is like a towerNothing is greater than it's powerWealth may vanish one dayBut rays of learning will shine foreverKnowledge is... read more

Jokes

Umair Malik

Laugh Out

2011 Aug 6th 638 Views
What has one eye but cannot see?A needle When is it bad luck to see a black cat?When you are a mouse What is the capital of America?The letter A How... read more
2 People Like this! - Fatima KhanFatima Zakir

Afifah - good    2013 Apr 14th
Anas - HAHA.. funny but I have heard it before...    2011 Dec 26th
Usaidkhan - OLD JOKE    2011 Sep 10th
11 Comments
Umair Malik

Laugh...

2011 Aug 3rd 658 Views
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is... read more
2 People Like this! - Ayesha EjazFatima Khan

Ayesha Farhan - It's okay, Fatema.    2012 Apr 25th
Syeda Tahira - i love the first 1    2011 Oct 14th
Fatema - Ayesha iam really very sorry and i dont think i have wrote these comments...    2011 Sep 10th
14 Comments
Umair Malik

Discovery of America!!

2011 Jan 6th 758 Views
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.George: Here it is!Teacher: Correct, class, who discovered America?Class: George read more
Humna - it is very funny    2011 May 6th
ROcKiNgUrL MInA - really very funy gud job    2011 Mar 18th
Haadiyah - So funny. Funny as a sunny bunny :D    2011 Feb 24th
4 Comments
Umair Malik

Big hands!!

2011 Jan 6th 1003 Views
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight in the other hand. What would I have? Class comedian: Big hands!! read more
3 People Like this! - Ali AleemFatima KhanRabia Asif

ROcKiNgUrL MInA - not funny at alll lolx    2011 Mar 18th
1 Comment
Umair Malik

FINGERS!

2010 Aug 16th 790 Views
Teacher: "How did Asif lose his fingers?"Student: "He put them in a horse's mouth to check how many teeth he had."Teacher: "And then what... read more
Marwa - Nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    2013 Aug 17th
Amna - hahahahahahahaha:-D    2012 Nov 7th
Raniah - hahahaha . . . . .    2012 Jul 16th
4 Comments
Umair Malik

VITAMINS!

2010 Aug 16th 820 Views
Patient:"Do you have vitamins ABCDEFGHIJK and L tablets?"Doctor:"Nonsense! If I had all these vitamins. I'd better taken myself." Smile read more
Laibah - unsensible joke    2013 May 13th
1 Comment
Umair Malik

Math

2010 Aug 16th 743 Views
Teacher:" I took great pleasure in giving you eighty-seven in mathematics."Student:" Why don't you make it a hundred and really enjoy yourself?" read more
Laibah - haahahahha    2013 May 15th
1 Comment

Articles

Umair Malik

The Importance of...

2012 Jul 13th 2008 Views
The internet is something most of us take for granted. We look up recipes, stay connected to friends and family, and search many different topics... read more
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Aisha - Nice article....    2012 Jul 14th
Ashna - nice    2012 Jul 13th
Urooj - gud...    2012 Jul 13th
3 Comments
Umair Malik

How I spent my summer...

2012 May 25th 11683 Views
I enjoyed a lot in these summer vacations. I got all A's in my final exams. When my parents saw my report card, they were very happy and they... read more
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Hafsa - seems that you really had fun in ur vaca! but is this reall?    2012 Jun 26th
Momina - Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    2012 Jun 12th
Urooj - nyc article....actually i wanna ask when do u have ur h0ls...??isnt it june...    2012 May 26th
3 Comments
Umair Malik

More Tongue Twisters

2011 Jun 30th 600 Views
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.Sam's shop stocks short spotted... read more
2 People Like this! - Fatima KhanShanzar Butt

Javaria - really cool    2011 Jul 27th
Maria - Its difficult but informative    2011 Jul 13th
Aisha - oh cant say it clearly    2011 Jul 7th
5 Comments
Umair Malik

Friendship

2011 Jun 16th 528 Views
Friendship is a noble sentiment and is based on the idea of mutual trust and love. Friends are a treasure and an index of our mind and character... read more
1 Person like this! - Fatima Khan

яυмαιsα - It cant be that you are writing this much fabulous Articles,you must be copying...    2011 Jul 6th
1 Comment
Umair Malik

Breakfast is the most...

June 2011 2011 Jun 11th 808 Views
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day FACTS Breakfast provides the energy needed to start off the day right! A healthy breakfast consists... read more
3 People Like this! - KHAN AHMEDFatima KhanMuhammad Shafeh Ul Haq

KHAN - congratx........................................................    2014 Jan 8th
Muhammad Shafeh - Congratulations for being a winner!    2011 Sep 28th
Umair - Thank u all of you...    2011 Jul 18th
9 Comments
Umair Malik

Newspapers

2011 Jan 22nd 639 Views
In the modern times, newspapers have become a necessity. They bring us news from every corner of the world. Newspapers cater to the needs of various... read more
3 People Like this! - Zahra KhanAisha Abdul QuddusHiba Ali
Umair Malik

My Class Teacher

2011 Jan 22nd 890 Views
Teaching profession is a very noble profession and calls for the heart in men and women. An ideal teacher can mould the career of a child towards a... read more
1 Person like this! - Maryam Tariq

Maryam - nyc,...i shall respect and obey that type of teachers.    2011 Feb 21st
1 Comment
Umair Malik

A research on Pakistan's...

2011 Jan 17th 1149 Views
Every country has its own local crafts, which exhibit the taste and colours of its region. Pakistan is a country rich in culture. Crafts are the main... read more
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Bint Waseem - informative................    2011 Mar 11th
1 Comment
Umair Malik

School rules...

January 2011 2010 Dec 27th 1350 Views
Rules are very important for the students in schools because the essential purpose of making rules is to develop the manners in students of social... read more
4 People Like this! - Fatima KhanWafa RaziRabia AsifPrecious Pearl

Muslim - ppppppttttttt!!!!!??    2011 Feb 8th
Umair - When I heard that I am one of the winners of of MY PAGE, I was extremely happy...    2011 Feb 4th
Rida - Very nice article.. You're damn right. Rules should always be followed. After...    2011 Feb 3rd
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Full Name
 
Umair Malik
 
Location
 
Pakistan, Punjab, Lahore
 
School
 
Lahore
 
Class
 
11

Hey Friends! I am Umair and I love tennis, soccer and fiction reading.

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Laugh... Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in... read more
A “fishy” conversation Tini:    Hey! Mini I am feeling hungry and they are still... read more
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