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Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

@sayedmohammedjalil 

Bright Future Pakistani International School , Doha

MY NAME IS MOHAMMED JALIL SHAH (don't call me jalil ...its mohammed).I want to be a doctor but ALLAH better knows what will I...

Stories

Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Smile a while

2011 Jul 11th 2108 Views
Wife to husband: "i will die"Husband to wife: "i will also die"Wife to husband: "why you will die"“I cannot control this much... read more
Mubashra - hahhhahhaha nice ;)    2015 May 10th
Eman - not nice    2014 May 13th
Irum - Hey you guys!!!Pakistan won!! Can you believe it? We just kicked India out of...    2014 Mar 4th
36 Comments

Poems

Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Don’t worry!

2011 Jul 10th 540 Views
Your exams are nearBut don't fear Read this rhymeAnd work in timeLeave the restBut dot the bestDon’t make a soundAnd don't look... read more
Sayed Mohammed - THANKS YOU SO MUCHHHH :)    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - amazing n really very gud bro.whatever u write izzzzz always 2 gud.n as usual i...    2013 Dec 26th
Fatimah - InshAllah.....    2013 Nov 17th
13 Comments

Jokes

Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Smile a while

2013 Dec 28th 840 Views
ahmed: why are you removing a wheel from your autoali: cant you read "parking for 2 wheelers only" patient: doctor,i have been bitten by... read more
Mary - lst 1 is ta best    2014 Mar 17th
Aneesa - i have heard the last one before !    2014 Jan 23rd
Sayed Mohammed - thank u evry1    2014 Jan 20th
30 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

School Life

2013 Dec 19th 651 Views
Most irritating time "morning alarm"most difficult task "to find socks"most dreadful journey "way to class"most lovely time "meeting friends"most... read more
Aeman - Very nice. Same happens to me    2014 Oct 8th
Yusuf - :]    2014 Mar 24th
Affan - Same with me.......    2014 Jan 26th
28 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Smile a while

2011 Jul 13th 645 Views
There was a match in Pakistan so one of the players was shown the red card and,.......50,000 people ran in the pitch thinking that it is a British... read more
2 People Like this! - Nazish IlyasSaba Mahfooz

Irum - No, I was writing about people in the stadium.    2014 Feb 14th
Sayed Mohammed - :)    2014 Jan 20th
Nazish - ohhhh itz ok mohammed bro there iz no need 2 say sorry:-)    2014 Jan 15th
20 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

The dictionary

2011 Jul 10th 698 Views
Atom bomb: an invention to bring an end to all invention!Conference room: a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later... read more
2 People Like this! - Nazish IlyasSayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Sayed Mohammed - THANK YOU    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - gudy gud.    2013 Dec 26th
Samia - not funny but good    2011 Aug 3rd
10 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Smile a While

2011 Jul 10th 546 Views
Akram: how much feet does a cow have?Ahmed: it’s too easy question. Even a foolish or mad person can also answer itAkram: that’s why I am... read more
Sayed Mohammed - THANK YOU    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - hahahaahhaahahhahahaha;-)dat was nyc.    2013 Dec 26th
Omer - very funny    2013 Mar 22nd
9 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

SMILE A WHILE

2011 May 3rd 641 Views
SHOP KEEPER: I sold a good radio to you. MAN: Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, "THIS IS RADIO PAKISTAN". read more
Sayed Mohammed - :) THNX    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - awesome bro.    2013 Dec 26th
Sayed Mohammed - THANKYOU    2011 Jul 11th
5 Comments

Articles

Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Tips for Happy & Healthy...

2013 Dec 19th 579 Views
1) Walk 10-20 minutes daily in isolation2) Sit quietly for at least 10 minutes3) try to make laugh at least 3 people4) Listen and recite Quran daily... read more
3 People Like this! - AZ NaqviNazish IlyasSara Dhedhi

Sayed Mohammed - thanks ayesha...    2014 Jan 13th
Irum - The 8th one means that we should eat every meal properly so that we stay health...    2014 Jan 3rd
HAFSA - i dont even understand the 8    2014 Jan 2nd
14 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Smile a while

2013 Dec 19th 393 Views
Three stage of life 1) TEENAGEYou have all the time and energy but no money2) ADULTYou have all the money and energy but no time3) OLDAGEYou... read more
2 People Like this! - HAFSA IRFANNazish Ilyas

Irum - I mean that teenagers have time and energy but no money and adults have money...    2014 Jan 4th
Sayed Mohammed - thank you.....so opposite??    2014 Jan 3rd
Irum - So opposite, but obvious and true!my mom also liked it..    2014 Jan 3rd
6 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

General Knowledge

2013 Dec 19th 393 Views
An owl is able to turn his head in a complete circleTaiwan is the largest exporters of mushrooms in the worldCats cannot taste sweet foodThe largest... read more
1 Person like this! - Nazish Ilyas

Sayed Mohammed - ur welcome :)    2014 Jan 13th
Irum - Thank you...    2014 Jan 4th
Sayed Mohammed - nobody is bored just feel proud that u shared some INFO wid us :)    2014 Jan 3rd
16 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Blast from The Past

2013 Nov 4th 524 Views
713 BC = first newspaper printed in china1605 = first newspaper printed in Europe1880 = first photograph in a newspaper1895 = 'Lumiere' brothers... read more
Nazish - always ma pleasure bro;-)    2013 Dec 29th
Sayed Mohammed - thanks :)    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - so in4mative.    2013 Dec 26th
16 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

How would you feel?

2013 Nov 4th 754 Views
How would you feel when:1)  Your small finger of your feet hits the edge of the wall2) When someone would scratch his/her nails against the... read more
HAFSA - ayeshas right she has deleted the songs    2014 Jan 29th
Ajwa - i looooooooooooooooove one direction    2014 Jan 19th
Ajwa - i looooooooooooooooove one direction    2014 Jan 19th
58 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Amazing facts

2013 Oct 31st 693 Views
More than 20000 people in Japan are over 100 years oldIndia has the most universities in the wolrd. There were 8507 in 2009The USA has the biggest... read more
Ayesha - I was just going through yours and Gul's comments, and I really laughed out...    2014 Feb 16th
Irum - Another fight with Gul Khan is...    2014 Feb 15th
Irum - Another fight with Gul Khan is...    2014 Feb 15th
42 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Four sharks to avoid!!

2012 Jan 5th 507 Views
Four sharks to avoid!!! 1) GREAT WHITE SHARK THIS SCARY PREDATOR DOES ATTACK HUMANS, THOUGH IT DOESNT REALLY LIKE THE TASTE! 2) HAMMERHEAD SHARK WITH... read more
Sayed Mohammed - lol :)    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - ohhhhh i will try 2 avoid these sharks(if ever met in my life)    2013 Dec 26th
Gul Noor - i don get it . have gone mad?????    2013 Nov 14th
5 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Golden words

2011 Jul 13th 525 Views
If you create an actYou create a habit If you create a habitYou create a character If you create a characterYou create a destiny! ... read more
Nazish - my pleasure mohammad bro.    2013 Dec 17th
Sayed Mohammed - thank you    2013 Dec 16th
Nazish - yeah they r really golden n true words.    2013 Dec 16th
5 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Interesting facts

2011 Jul 13th 555 Views
Bats always turn left when exiting the caveIf you are right handed, you will tend to chew food on your right side. If you are left-handed, you will... read more
Ashi - NICE FACTSS............;)    2014 May 2nd
Sayed Mohammed - yup its natural :)    2014 Dec 30th
Nazish - oh n u know wht as i have told b4 dat m right handed n cause ov it i always...    2013 Dec 29th
6 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Solar system facts

2011 Jul 13th 494 Views
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 earth hours!The earth is protected from the suns radiation by magnetic field which stretches 60,000 km out into spaceThe... read more
2 People Like this! - Nazish IlyasSayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Nazish - exactly!!!!!!!!!!!    2013 Dec 27th
Sayed Mohammed - honestly speaking.... reading facts and acquiring general knowledge from...    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - i never knew these.    2013 Dec 26th
3 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Living with Computers

2011 Jul 11th 489 Views
Education is the process of developing knowledge through instructions. Traditionally, this instruction came from people such as parents, teachers and... read more
Anees - Well done.    2011 Jul 20th
Sayed Mohammed - yeah ch 1    2011 Jul 15th
Aisha - This ones a part of our course book    2011 Jul 15th
5 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Those who do not offer...

2011 Jul 10th 554 Views
Those who do not offer their prayersFajr: the glow of their face is taken awayZuhr: the blessing of their income is taken away Asr: the strength... read more
Sayed Mohammed - ur welcome :)    2013 Dec 28th
Nazish - ohh thnx muhammed.    2013 Dec 28th
Sayed Mohammed - MASHALLAH....NAZISH DATS GOOD :)    2013 Dec 28th
12 Comments
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Amazing Facts

2011 Jul 9th 650 Views
Snakes do not have ears and can’t hear sounds through air. They pick up low sounds through the groundA cockroach can live for 9 days without... read more
Ajwa - omg! totally dig these facts    2014 Jan 19th
Sayed Mohammed - thnx    2013 Dec 26th
Nazish - ohhhhhhhhhhh they r really amazing especially da 1st 1.    2013 Dec 26th
7 Comments
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Full Name
 
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah
 
Location
 
Pakistan, Doha
 
School
 
Bright Future Pakistani International School
 
Class
 
10 O LEVEL

MY NAME IS MOHAMMED JALIL SHAH (don't call me jalil ...its mohammed).I want to be a doctor but ALLAH better knows what will I BE.Honestly speaking i like video games more than studying.I often play online with my friends on PS3 not just because of entertainment.....i just love to challenge them not only in games but in every field..NOW about my personality ..hmmm....i am not so kind and i also am not so rude.I love to help elder people and children(NOT MY AGE-FELLOWS) and i have many friends but i don't keep best friends.My favourite day is Thursday and my favourite subject is maths(not always).I love my culture.my traditions and my city(PESHAWAR) i don't care if it is no longer a safe area,for me it is still a land of Hospitality.my favourite brand is LEE COOPER.I also LOVE MUSCLE CARS(hope you know what muscle cars are)my favourite ride(car) is a 1970 and 2013 DODGE CHALLENGER AND 1969 and 2013 DODGE CHARGER and a CHEVROLET CHEVILLE..i just love the shape and power of it..and yeah its sound......damn! its awesome.I also love to watch movies especially inspiration movies like "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS" AND "GRIDIRON GANG". I ALSO LIKE ACTION MOVIES LIKE THE DARK NIGHT RISES OR "FASTER".MY FAVOURITE PERSONALITIES ARE IMRAN KHAN, ZAKIR NAIK,QUAD E AZAM AND ADOLF HITLER(JUST BECAUSE OF HIS ATTITUDE).WELL I GUESS THATS IT.THANK YOU FOR READING and STAY BLESSED:)

Hobbies
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My ideal day My ideal day would be a day full of joyness and happiness, with no sadness and sorrow. My... read more
Innocence Uzair: i m sorry my son can't come 2 school.Secretary: who is dis?Uzair: dis is my papa. read more
A scary joke Once in there was an old man who was selling books at night. The night was horrible. It... read more
Note Teacher: Your poem is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and... read more
How would you feel? How would you feel when:1)  Your small finger of your feet hits the edge of the... read more
Four sharks to avoid!! Four sharks to avoid!!! 1) GREAT WHITE SHARK THIS SCARY PREDATOR DOES ATTACK HUMANS... read more
Amazing facts More than 20000 people in Japan are over 100 years oldIndia has the most universities in... read more
Solar system facts One day on Venus lasts 5,832 earth hours!The earth is protected from the suns radiation... read more
Interesting facts Bats always turn left when exiting the caveIf you are right handed, you will tend to chew... read more
Golden words If you create an actYou create a habit If you create a habitYou create a... read more
Smile a while ahmed: why are you removing a wheel from your autoali: cant you read "parking for 2... read more
A scary joke Once in there was an old man who was selling books at night. The night was horrible. It... read more
Solar system facts One day on Venus lasts 5,832 earth hours!The earth is protected from the suns radiation... read more
Interesting facts Bats always turn left when exiting the caveIf you are right handed, you will tend to chew... read more
Smile a While Akram: how much feet does a cow have?Ahmed: it’s too easy question. Even a foolish... read more
Jokes Teacher: "Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your... read more
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