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Bright Future Pakistani International School , Peshawer

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Smile a while

2011 Jul 11th 340 Views Wife to husband: "i will die"Husband to wife: "i will also die"Wife to husband: "why you will die"“I cannot control this much... read more

5 People Like this! - Zubair Ahmed, Farha Younus, Ashna Hussain, MaazaZafar Qasmi, Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Zubair - not bad 2011 Sep 2nd

Aleeza - haha....l0ol..;-) 2011 Aug 17th

Sayed Mohammed - thankyou everyone! 2011 Aug 9th

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Don’t worry!

2011 Jul 10th 204 Views Your exams are nearBut don't fear Read this rhymeAnd work in timeLeave the restBut dot the bestDon’t make a soundAnd don't look... read more

2 People Like this! - Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah, Azka Sohail

Javaria - very very nice 2011 Jul 24th

Shahamah - good 2011 Jul 18th

Aisha - nice poem 2011 Jul 14th

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Smile a while

2011 Jul 13th 256 Views There was a match in Pakistan so one of the players was shown the red card and,.......50,000 people ran in the pitch thinking that it is a British... read more

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Khuzema - very true :) 2011 Jul 18th

Urooj - sssssssooooo funnnnnnny!!!!!! 2011 Jul 17th

Aisha - real funny 2011 Jul 14th

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The dictionary

2011 Jul 10th 267 Views Atom bomb: an invention to bring an end to all invention!Conference room: a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later... read more

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Samia - not funny but good 2011 Aug 3rd

Shahamah - nice 2011 Jul 18th

Saad - not funny 2011 Jul 18th

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Smile a While

2011 Jul 10th 240 Views Akram: how much feet does a cow have?Ahmed: it’s too easy question. Even a foolish or mad person can also answer itAkram: that’s why I am... read more

2 People Like this! - Maira Ashraf, Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Wafa - f u n n y 2011 Aug 4th

Samia - good one 2011 Aug 3rd

Saad - hehehhe I like it 2011 Jul 18th

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SMILE A WHILE

2011 May 3rd 285 Views SHOP KEEPER: I sold a good radio to you. MAN: Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, "THIS IS RADIO PAKISTAN". read more

2 People Like this! - Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah, Bushra Shahzad

Sayed Mohammed - THANKYOU 2011 Jul 11th

Javeria - hahaahah good 2011 May 14th

Zahra - lol 2011 May 8th

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Four sharks to avoid!!

Jan 5th 140 Views Four sharks to avoid!!! 1) GREAT WHITE SHARK THIS SCARY PREDATOR DOES ATTACK HUMANS, THOUGH IT DOESNT REALLY LIKE THE TASTE! 2) HAMMERHEAD SHARK WITH... read more

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Golden words

2011 Jul 13th 177 Views If you create an actYou create a habit If you create a habitYou create a character If you create a characterYou create a destiny! ... read more

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Interesting facts

2011 Jul 13th 188 Views Bats always turn left when exiting the caveIf you are right handed, you will tend to chew food on your right side. If you are left-handed, you will... read more

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Solar system facts

2011 Jul 13th 181 Views One day on Venus lasts 5,832 earth hours!The earth is protected from the suns radiation by magnetic field which stretches 60,000 km out into spaceThe... read more

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Living with Computers

2011 Jul 11th 197 Views Education is the process of developing knowledge through instructions. Traditionally, this instruction came from people such as parents, teachers and... read more

2 People Like this! - Anees Fatima, Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Anees - Well done. 2011 Jul 20th

Sayed Mohammed - yeah ch 1 2011 Jul 15th

Aisha - This ones a part of our course book 2011 Jul 15th

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Those who do not offer...

2011 Jul 10th 207 Views Those who do not offer their prayersFajr: the glow of their face is taken awayZuhr: the blessing of their income is taken away Asr: the strength... read more

3 People Like this! - UMAR SHAKEEL, Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah, Aisha Abdul Quddus

Sayed Mohammed - you can see it from many Islamic books ..but i have seen it from "Safeena" its... 2011 Jul 20th

Alina - It's nice and inshallah you will get the reward for this gr8 information you... 2011 Jul 20th

Aden - nyc so thats we should offer our prayer regular and try not to offer kaza namaz. 2011 Jul 13th

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Amazing Facts

2011 Jul 9th 224 Views Snakes do not have ears and can’t hear sounds through air. They pick up low sounds through the groundA cockroach can live for 9 days without... read more

2 People Like this! - Aden Gohar, Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah

Armeen - INTERESTING!!! 2011 Jul 12th

Aisha - interesting!!! 2011 Jul 11th

Sayed Mohammed - sorry for the number 8 its half..... the rest of the sentence is that they can... 2011 Jul 10th

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M.E.S INDIAN SCHOOL-Doha,Qatar doha

Full Name	Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah
Location	Qatar, Peshawer
School	Bright Future Pakistani International School
Class	8 BLUE

i am $AYED MOHAMMED JALIL $H@H G1LL@N1

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Solar system facts One day on Venus lasts 5,832 earth hours!The earth is protected from the suns radiation... read more

Interesting facts Bats always turn left when exiting the caveIf you are right handed, you will tend to chew... read more

Golden words If you create an actYou create a habit If you create a habitYou create a... read more

Smile a while Wife to husband: "i will die"Husband to wife: "i will also die"Wife to husband: "why you... read more

Living with Computers Education is the process of developing knowledge through instructions. Traditionally... read more

Don’t worry! Your exams are nearBut don't fear Read this rhymeAnd work in timeLeave the restBut... read more

Those who do not offer their prayers Those who do not offer their prayersFajr: the glow of their face is taken awayZuhr: the... read more

Smile a While Akram: how much feet does a cow have?Ahmed: it’s too easy question. Even a foolish... read more

The dictionary Atom bomb: an invention to bring an end to all invention!Conference room: a place where... read more

SMILE A WHILE SHOP KEEPER: I sold a good radio to you. MAN: Radio label shows made in Japan but radio... read more

A 'best' teacher according to students A 'best' teacher according to students is 1 who: Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A... read more

Names of Mohammad (peace be upon him) In... read more

Car A boy says to his friend: my uncle bought a Mercedes car for just Rs10. Other boy in... read more

Be Yourself Once upon a time there was a child named Frachez who lived in India. He thought that his... read more

Peanuts An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat. This happened 4 several times. Driver asked:... read more

Those who do not offer their prayers Those who do not offer their prayersFajr: the glow of their face is taken awayZuhr: the... read more

Smile a while There was a match in Pakistan so one of the players was shown the red card... read more

Living with Computers Education is the process of developing knowledge through instructions. Traditionally... read more

Smile a while Wife to husband: "i will die"Husband to wife: "i will also die"Wife to husband: "why you... read more

The dictionary Atom bomb: an invention to bring an end to all invention!Conference room: a place where... read more

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