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Ehmad Peracha

Ehmad Peracha

@pak4lyf 

Beaconhouse , Great Falls

The usual human

Stories

Ehmad Peracha

Always think before you...

2011 Apr 2nd 966 Views
Once upon a time there was a fairy who was stuck in a bottle. She called out to two men to save her. When they saved her, she got to know that one... read more
Shayyan - hello i like your page    2013 Feb 23rd
Ali - huh?    2012 Jan 12th
Momina - FUNNY!    2011 Jun 13th
10 Comments

Poems

Ehmad Peracha

Change before it's too...

2012 Jan 31st 585 Views
This is the time before it’s too late.Change before your soul goes away.Allah gives us a chance in this world to change.Inshallah we will go to... read more
1 Person like this! - Fatima Qasim

Fatima - VERY nice!!!! we should start working really!!!    2012 Feb 5th
Fatima - VERY nice!!!! we should start working really!!!    2012 Feb 5th
Azka - indeed it is the time for all of us to look into our own accounts of deeds, act...    2012 Jan 31st
3 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

The Last Day

2011 Jun 22nd 796 Views
Picture yourself in a place that's full of people, war and hatred is gone, it's all peaceful, secluded and idyllic in all the 4 seasons, air's so... read more
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Yamna - awesome.....................    2011 Jul 15th
Shahamah - i am from karachi    2011 Jun 28th
Shahamah - no urooj..m not so young,i took it from the internet    2011 Jun 28th
7 Comments

Jokes

Ehmad Peracha

For The Dog

2011 Dec 15th 1053 Views
A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you like it inscribed 'For The Dog'?""It doesn't really... read more
Sohaib - can any body explain this joke    2012 Feb 16th
Amna - nonsence what was it!    2012 Feb 5th
Lovely - sorry, but, i really donot see it f- f-f- funny    2012 Jan 22nd
20 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

Throwing a goat

2011 Jul 8th 540 Views
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for... read more
2 People Like this! - яυмαιsα αнтsнαмRed Ritz

Saad - this is fun!    2011 Aug 21st
Wafa - I DON'T GET IT    2011 Jul 20th
L - IT IS A LONG JOKE AND GOOD TOO.IT LOOKS LIKE A STORY...    2011 Jul 10th
4 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

Monkey joke

2011 Jun 27th 507 Views
What do you call a monkey in a battlefield? A Baboom!! read more
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Ehmad Peracha

Stranded on an Island

2011 Jun 24th 555 Views
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the... read more
Laibah - hahaahahahahahh thats a nyc 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    2013 Jun 9th
Soha - L.o.l    2012 Nov 22nd
Alyzeh - L.O.L    2011 Aug 31st
5 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

Writing in space

2011 Jun 22nd 533 Views
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem... read more
1 Person like this! - Maryam Fatima

Laibah - i dont understand it.    2013 Jun 9th
Urooj - hehehehe!!!!!!!it was there in 3idiots...........    2011 Jun 23rd
2 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

My Friend is dead!!!

2011 Jun 22nd 537 Views
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his... read more
Maryam - hahaha very funny    2011 Aug 18th
Omama - lovely    2011 Jun 23rd
Urooj - funnny!!!!!!lol:-    2011 Jun 22nd
3 Comments
Ehmad Peracha

Scene of a Chinese call...

2011 Jun 18th 1613 Views
This is the scene of a Chinese call center.  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to... read more
Laibah - hahaahahahahahahahahahahah just amazing. where do you get these jokes from...    2013 Jun 9th
яυмαιsα - LOL!!!!!!    2011 Jul 29th
Omama - love your joke    2011 Jun 23rd
13 Comments

Drawings

Ehmad Peracha

Island

2012 Jan 15th 604 Views
Island

Disenchanted. - Zara!!!!!!!!! Out of 4000 people only 14 go above 1000 miles and they WILL GE...    2012 Apr 10th
Bint Waseem - nyc!!!!!    2012 Mar 20th
Daim - nice and really hard to make i think it is    2012 Mar 5th
24 Comments

Articles

Ehmad Peracha

You still have some time...

2011 Jun 20th 1072 Views
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You... read more
Hassaan - SNIFFFFFFFFFFF!:`(    2013 May 31st
Shayyan - hello    2013 Feb 23rd
Aisha - Really amazing...    2012 Sep 1st
7 Comments
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Full Name
 
Ehmad Peracha
 
Location
 
United States, VA , Great Falls
 
School
 
Beaconhouse
 
Class
 
9

The usual human

Hobbies
Video games
Tv watching
Travelling
Swimming
Badminton
Board games
Indoor games
Net surfing
Football
Collecting coins
Cricket
Reading
Always think before you act Once upon a time there was a fairy who was stuck in a bottle. She called out to two men... read more
Scene of a Chinese call centre This is the scene of a Chinese call center.  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie... read more
You still have some time to thank him At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your... read more
Summer vacations Long days and short nightHot days and cold nightsHot wind and cold breezeHow beautiful... read more
Scene of a Chinese call centre This is the scene of a Chinese call center.  Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie... read more

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