Emaad Paracha
@pak4lyf
Langley High School , Great Falls
The usual human
Stories
Always think before you...
2011 Apr 2nd 544 Views Once upon a time there was a fairy who was stuck in a bottle. She called out to two men to save her. When they saved her, she got to know that one... read more
6 People Like this! - Hajra Ovais, Emaad Paracha, Momina Bhatty, TARIQ HUssain, Umar Usman, Pivak -e-safa
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Poems
Change before it's too...
Jan 31st 200 Views This is the time before it’s too late.Change before your soul goes away.Allah gives us a chance in this world to change.Inshallah we will go to... read more
1 Person like this! - Tasbiha Asim
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The Last Day
2011 Jun 22nd 520 Views Picture yourself in a place that's full of people, war and hatred is gone, it's all peaceful, secluded and idyllic in all the 4 seasons, air's so... read more
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Jokes
For The Dog
2011 Dec 15th 616 Views A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you like it inscribed 'For The Dog'?""It doesn't really... read more
8 People Like this! - Aruba, Iman Sameer & Mishael, Tasbiha Asim, Ahmed Ahmedsaeed, Momina Bhatty, Ayesha Ahmad, Abdullah Khan, Bismah Sohail, Ali Aleem
Sohaib - can any body explain this joke
Feb 16th
Amna - nonsence what was it!
Feb 5th
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Throwing a goat
2011 Jul 8th 242 Views There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for... read more
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Monkey joke
2011 Jun 27th 214 Views What do you call a monkey in a battlefield? A Baboom!! read more
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Stranded on an Island
2011 Jun 24th 247 Views Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the... read more
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Writing in space
2011 Jun 22nd 246 Views When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem... read more
1 Person like this! - Maryam Fatima
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My Friend is dead!!!
2011 Jun 22nd 249 Views A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his... read more
1 Person like this! - Rumaisa Ahtsham
Omama - lovely
2011 Jun 23rd
3 Comments
Scene of a Chinese call...
2011 Jun 18th 1289 Views This is the scene of a Chinese call center. Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to... read more
Omama - love your joke
2011 Jun 23rd
12 Comments
Drawings
Island
Jan 15th 288 Views
Fire_Cracker_ - Zara!!!!!!!!! Out of 4000 people only 14 go above 1000 miles and they WILL GE...
Apr 10th
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Articles
You still have some time...
2011 Jun 20th 698 Views At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You... read more
6 People Like this! - Umair Jamal, Aaiza Sohail, Shahmir Siddiqui, Matie Ur Rehman, Ashna Hussain, Emaad Paracha
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| Full Name |
Emaad Paracha |
| Location |
United States, VA , Great Falls |
| School |
Langley High School |
| Class |
9 |
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