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Hanzala Mudassar
Hanzala Mudassar
Al Manar International School
The Perfect Son
Published On Feb 2nd 2013
Total Comments : 29
Total Views :  801
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Comments 29
Soha Ok Eshaa m sorry! actually I type really fast so I made a mistake! Humans make mistakes! No one is perfect in this world! Now I know that we share jokes not copy :) I am really sorry everyone! :( Soha
Aug 10th 2014
fatimah Its just below the page, scroll down.... Fatimah
Nov 20th 2013
Emel Actually Soha u r rite but u have writen wrong spellings of book! Bok[Wrong!] Book[Rite] Dont mind freind! Emel
Jul 30th 2013
Marwa Nice Marwa
Jul 12th 2013
Uswah All of you guys did you ever think its never class difference! I am Uswah Rasool. And i am 11 yrs old (i will be 11 in this august!) and this year i am going to go in O-Level 1!!!!!!!!!!! (THATS FOR SOHA AND HANZALA) Uswah
Jul 6th 2013
Soha OK Fatimah.I want to tell u something.I was new on vshine and I published a joke.Somebody wrote that it's cheated.I was really angry because my intention was to share something.Then again on one page I read a comment.It said that we have to make jokes ourselves.I was extremely surprised.And now when I see that he's copied so I am just telling.Sorry for that!! OK now I won't write the word copied or cheated.By the way where is Vshine Faq page?? Soha
Mar 25th 2013
fatimah Actually, u guys, its said on the VSHINE's FAQ page that u can cheat/copy jokes from where ever u like ,so when ever u see a copyed joke plz dont accuse that person. Fatimah
Mar 8th 2013
Feb 17th 2013
Abdullah Donot fight guys! Abdullah
Feb 16th 2013
hanzala Ok,soha. Hanzala
Feb 14th 2013
Soha Ayesha, we've already finished the fight!!! OK!!! Soha
Feb 14th 2013
Irum Don't fight, guys!!! Irum
Feb 13th 2013
Soha Hanzala, sorry I declined your request by mistake!! But I've sent u friend request again... Soha
Feb 12th 2013
Soha No, I won't Little,cheater boy!!! Hahaha... And excuse me, you're little not me....!! Soha
Feb 12th 2013
hanzala I also study in 6 but i did not change my profile.little girl,little go away from my joke page.little girl 1 year old.hahaha Hanzala
Feb 11th 2013
hanzala Go away from my joke little girl. Hanzala
Feb 11th 2013
Soha Lier Lier!! Soha
Feb 11th 2013
Soha Excuse me!! I am not a little girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 12 and I study in grade 6 and you in 5. Soha
Feb 11th 2013
Soha You're cheater!! Cheater cheater........ COPYCAT!!!! Actually, Taimoor said that you get less marks in exams!!!!!! No matter if he's your friend or not. Soha
Feb 11th 2013
Soha Mind your own buisness!!!!!!! I will comment!!! OK....) Who are you??? I will comment. Soha
Feb 11th 2013
Soha Cheater cheater!! Soha
Feb 10th 2013
Soha Why not????? I will comment and for your kind information, I am not little!!!!!!! I am in grade 6 and you in 5. I am 12!! Soha
Feb 10th 2013
hanzala Now dont comments Hanzala
Feb 7th 2013
hanzala Cheater girl.cheater box Hanzala
Feb 7th 2013
hanzala See taimoor comment.then see yourself little girl. Hanzala
Feb 7th 2013
Soha Now say Copy Cat!!!! Hahahaha.............!! Cheater cheater!!!! Soha
Feb 7th 2013
Soha You stupid!! By mistake I wrote it like that! The spelling of book is "Book". OK now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COPYCAT!!! You've cheated and you're a cheater!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! Cheater cheater!! Soha
Feb 6th 2013
hanzala You are a cheater and you dont know the spelling of book Hanzala
Feb 4th 2013
Soha Cheater, your both jokes are cheated!! You've taken them from the same bok!! Soha
Feb 3rd 2013

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