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Aneeza Aijaz
Aneeza Aijaz
Aes School For Girls
Crazy Question
Published On Jan 21st 2013
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What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
What is a dog’s favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E"
Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


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Comments 13
 Shiza NIcE oNe.hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shiza
Feb 22nd 2014
 
 
Aneeza Thanks for the comments keep liking!!! Aneeza
Sep 21st 2013
 
 
Emel LOL! Emel
Aug 15th 2013
 
 
Laibah I dont understand them actually Laibah
Apr 22nd 2013
 
 
Aneeza ThAnKs GuYs Aneeza
Mar 25th 2013
 
 
aasiya Lolz Aasiya
Mar 22nd 2013
 
 
Irum Funny! Irum
Feb 13th 2013
 
 
Soha Lol Soha
Feb 11th 2013
 
 
malaika Crap! Malaika
Jan 28th 2013
 
 
rameen Like this one. hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Rameen
Jan 28th 2013
 
 
fahim Nice joke Fahim
Jan 26th 2013
 
 
munnazzar Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha nice joke Munnazzar
Jan 25th 2013
 
 
Khadija LOL!!!! nIcE jOkE :) Khadija
Jan 24th 2013
 
 

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