School: A place where papa pays and son plays. Marriage: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of present. Smile: A curve that can set many things straight. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Father: A banker provided by nature. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after the elections. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.