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Boat Guy And A Tourist
Published On Jan 14th 2013
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A tourist asked a boat guy: Do you know biology, psychology, geography, geology?
Boat guy:
No.
Tourist: What the hell you know on the face of this earth? You will die of illiteracy.
After a while, the boat started sinking, and boatman asked the tourist:
Do you know “swimology” and escapology from “crocodilogy?’
Tourist: No.
Boat guy: Well you will “drownology” and “crocodilogy” will eat your “bodiology” and you will “dieology” because of your bad “mouthology.”
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Comments 17
Kulsoom Excellentology! Kulsoom
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Emel Nice1! Emel
Jul 30th 2013
 
 
Marwa EXCELLENT Marwa
Jul 12th 2013
 
 
HAFSA LOLZ BUT it was written befre in vshine.but still gr8 Hafsa
May 2nd 2013
 
 
Laibah Gr8 1 !!!!!!!!!! Laibah
Apr 30th 2013
 
 
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Mar 26th 2013
 
 
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Mar 24th 2013
 
 
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Feb 18th 2013
 
 
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Feb 15th 2013
 
 
maria Bazati kardi Maria
Jan 24th 2013
 
 
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Jan 21st 2013
 
 
Maria Outstanding..... Maria
Jan 20th 2013
 
 
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Jan 19th 2013
 
 
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Jan 19th 2013
 
 
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Jan 18th 2013
 
 
haniya Excellent one...... Haniya
Jan 17th 2013
 
 
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Jan 15th 2013
 
 

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