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Tasneem  Tayyab
Tasneem Tayyab
Habib Girls School
The Lawyer And The Little Boy
Published On Dec 5th 2012
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A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
Lawyer: "Is your daddy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with him?"
Boy: (whisper) "He's busy."
Lawyer: "Is there anyone else there?"
Boy: (whisper) "The fire department."
Lawyer: "Can I talk to one of them?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."
Lawyer: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
Boy: (whisper) "The police department."
Lawyer: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."
Lawyer: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
Boy: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
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Comments 27
Kulsoom Hi Tasneem. You are very good. Your jokes are very nice! Are you a joker? Kulsoom
Jul 26th 2015
 
 
Kulsoom Hi Tasneem. You are very good. Your jokes are very nice! Are you a joker? Kulsoom
Jul 26th 2015
 
 
Tooba Lol funny hahahahaha Tooba
May 19th 2014
 
 
Nimra U there?? r u alive tasneem..?? :P :D Nimra
Oct 10th 2013
 
 
Nimra Hehehe lolxx tasneem nice 1.. :) btw how r u? we r talking after sooooo muchhhh longgg time..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :/ Nimra
Aug 25th 2013
 
 
Hajra Hahahahhahah Funny ! Hajra
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
Emel Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Jul 30th 2013
 
 
mary Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 9 stars Mary
May 26th 2013
 
 
Eraj Tasneem please add me as a friend and by the way nice joke Eraj
Mar 1st 2013
 
 
Affan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NYC 1 Affan
Feb 23rd 2013
 
 
Maria GOOD!!!!!! Maria
Jan 14th 2013
 
 
malaika LAME! Malaika
Jan 4th 2013
 
 
Tehreem Lolx Tehreem
Jan 4th 2013
 
 
Mohammad Really funny...! Mohammad
Jan 3rd 2013
 
 
Fatima But too long Fatima
Dec 31st 2013
 
 
Khadijah I love it ! Khadijah
Dec 30th 2012
 
 
Fatima Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fatima
Dec 20th 2012
 
 
Fatima Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fatima
Dec 18th 2012
 
 
hafsa What a great patience lawer hav.:) Hafsa
Dec 16th 2012
 
 
Lalain Hahaha!! nice one .... :) Lalain
Dec 16th 2012
 
 
ammar GOOD Ammar
Dec 15th 2012
 
 
fareeha Hahahaha nice but to.........long Fareeha
Dec 13th 2012
 
 
Ali Arifa this is already in jokes category..... Ali
Dec 12th 2012
 
 
zainub Lol so awesome joke Zainub
Dec 11th 2012
 
 
Nabeah Hahaha nice joke ;) Nabeah
Dec 4th 2012
 
 
Tasneem Thanks but it is in the story form Tasneem
Dec 3rd 2012
 
 
arifa Nice. u should have put it in the jokes category... Arifa
Dec 2nd 2012
 
 

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