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Duaa Hassan
Duaa Hassan
Becon House School System
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Published On Oct 23rd 2012
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Boy to his friend: Please go to the school today as it is PTM and check my result. My father would be coming with me and I fear I have failed in a subject or two. Here are the code words: if I fail in one subject, say Muslim says Assalam-u-Alaikum and if I fail in two, say Muslameen say Assalam-u-Alaikum. Friend goes and comes back Friend to the boy: Ummat-e-Musalmah se Assalam-u-Alaikum!!!!
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Comments 18
taskeen Beautiful Taskeen
Oct 20th 2013
 
 
Soha I've also listend this joke but don't take my comment in a wrong sense! PLEASE:) I think you've shared not copied.. OK:) Soha
Apr 6th 2013
 
 
Fatima Hey Dua I have recieved this joke on cell phone but still nice (please don't mind bczz i don't want a fight). Fatima
Mar 11th 2013
 
 
ayesha Duaa remember me? ayesha zafar lived in multan in lane 1 in fort colony Ayesha
Mar 10th 2013
 
 
Eraj Nice Eraj
Mar 3rd 2013
 
 
Soha Hahahaha... Funny and one more thing that would u like to be my friend? PLEASE!!!!! Soha
Jan 5th 2013
 
 
Amna Ur welcome Amna
Nov 15th 2012
 
 
Duaa Thnx pawan and Amna Duaa
Nov 11th 2012
 
 
Amna Good....................................................................................... Amna
Nov 4th 2012
 
 
nadia I dont understand Nadia
Nov 3rd 2012
 
 
pawan LOLX........FUnnY oNE DUA..........:) Pawan
Nov 2nd 2012
 
 
Duaa Thnx sulaiman and eman and this joke is not cheated aimen. Barirah, u must have not understood this joke that must be why u didnt find it funny Duaa
Oct 30th 2012
 
 
Eman GREAT JOB. Eman
Oct 28th 2012
 
 
Suleman Nice one Suleman
Oct 27th 2012
 
 
barirah Not that funny.......... Barirah
Oct 26th 2012
 
 
Duaa Thnx Fareeha Duaa
Oct 25th 2012
 
 
fareeha Nice 1 Fareeha
Oct 24th 2012
 
 
Aimen Oops cheating! Aimen
Oct 24th 2012
 
 

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