Boy to his friend: Please go to the school today as it is PTM and check my result. My father would be coming with me and I fear I have failed in a subject or two. Here are the code words: if I fail in one subject, say Muslim says Assalam-u-Alaikum and if I fail in two, say Muslameen say Assalam-u-Alaikum. Friend goes and comes back Friend to the boy: Ummat-e-Musalmah se Assalam-u-Alaikum!!!!