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Tehzeem Hassan
Tehzeem Hassan
Sr-2 (the City School Kapco Chapter)
Published On Sep 14th 2012
Total Comments : 41
Total Views :  864
12 People Like this!


Rank 7 Out of 10
How Pakistanis are easy to identify:
1: Cook everything in Garlic & Onion
2: Reuse gift papers
3: Always arrive 1 hr l8 in party
4: Children have rhyming names
5: Talk half an hr 8 g8 when leaving
6: Keep leftover food in fridge
7: Never use measuring cups while cooking
8: Take medicines without doctor prescription
9: Lay bed sheets on sofa 2 keep them clean
10: Always say "GANDA KAPRA DENA" 2 clean something..........
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Comments 41
Meerab Amin Yar ye kiya hai Meerab Amin
Nov 2nd 2014
Shaheer Fine Shaheer
Aug 18th 2014
Gul Noor Admit it's true, not with me but my mom, specifically no. 5. But it also makes fun of Pakistanis. Don't u think? Gul Noor
Jul 22nd 2014
Fardeen Ahmed You made fun of your own country. I don't believe that u r not from pakistan. Fardeen Ahmed
May 16th 2014
Ghazal Firdous Well, You are totally not a patriot of your country! Making fun of your own country and nation Wow what a joke? Even Other native won't make such a disgusting joke ever. Because every country has it's own culture and tradition, So no need to make fun! Ghazal Firdous
May 16th 2014
Nuzhat True Nuzhat
Nov 8th 2013
Nuzhat True Nuzhat
Nov 8th 2013
Haleema It is not like making fun or something... these are just few sweeetttt habits of ours.. course we lovvvveee our country nd nation... :)))))... Haleema
Oct 2nd 2013
afifah Well some of these things are true but i don't really appreciate that joke 'cause you are making fun of country and nation:( Afifah
Jul 24th 2013
Irum I do 1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10. Irum
Jul 11th 2013
Irum I do 1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10. Irum
Jul 11th 2013
areeqa Hahahhaa nicee! n really very true! Areeqa
Jun 9th 2013
Laibah So true and nice cant stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!!! Laibah
Apr 30th 2013
aasiya Lolz! Aasiya
Mar 22nd 2013
Fatima Nice dear.................................:) <3 <3 Fatima
Mar 1st 2013
mishaal It is not true!!!i do all the opposite!!!but i am still a pakistani!! Mishaal
Feb 22nd 2013
yamna Well its kinda true but after all we are also pakistanis,and most probably we also have the same qualities Yamna
Jan 29th 2013
 яυмαιsα HuH.................................R U making fun of pakistan, I really dont appreciate the joke, & if u r not making fun..........then sorry!! яυмαιsα
Dec 20th 2012
Tehzeem Thnx... Tehzeem
Nov 17th 2012
dfg Nice identifications of pakistanis..... great Dfg
Nov 16th 2012
Tehzeem No rija... m not on twitter... Tehzeem
Nov 15th 2012
AATIKA Nyc............... Aatika
Nov 15th 2012
rija Tehzeem u hv twitter account???:p Rija
Nov 9th 2012
(^_^) <3! (^_^)
Nov 3rd 2012
rija Soooooc cooool dp love it Rija
Oct 23rd 2012
farheenanwer Nice Farheenanwer
Oct 8th 2012
Sehar :) Sehar
Oct 8th 2012
Maham Maham
Oct 4th 2012
Menahil What is 8 g8 Menahil
Oct 4th 2012
Tehzeem Thnx evry 1.......:):):) Tehzeem
Oct 2nd 2012
Sep 28th 2012
Junaid Hahaha.. Junaid
Sep 28th 2012
Raniah It is easy to identify a pakistani like u . . . . huh lame ! Raniah
Sep 28th 2012
Hadiya Nice Hadiya
Sep 23rd 2012
aleena Lolzz... good keep it up Aleena
Sep 21st 2012
Mahno0r True Mahno0r
Sep 21st 2012
arifa LOL :) Arifa
Sep 20th 2012
Neha Han...right funny sweet tehzeem!! Neha
Sep 18th 2012
Rumaisa Pakistan Zindabad!!!!!!!!;) Rumaisa
Sep 14th 2012
(^_^) Lol (^_^)
Sep 14th 2012
Aisha Lolzz...Nice one... Aisha
Sep 14th 2012

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