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Bisma Younus
Bisma Younus
Sir Syed Childrens Academy
Food And Water
Published On Aug 17th 2012
Total Comments : 18
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David and Michael were lost in the Sahara Desert. They were dying of thirst when they saw a masjid.
David said" Look, Let’s pretend v r Muslims. I’m going to call myself "Ahmed"
Michael refused to change his name, and said "I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!
The Imam of masjid received both well n asked about their names
David said" I’m Ahmed
Michael said "I'm Micheal
 The imam turned to his helpers n said 'plz bring food n water for Michael only. Then he turned to David and said
Ramadan Mubarak
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Comments 18
ariba Great ! Girl power Ariba
Feb 7th 2014
Uswah Wow!!!! Uswah
Jul 8th 2013
Laibah Lolz Laibah
Apr 30th 2013
mishaal Amazingly amazing funny!! Mishaal
Feb 22nd 2013
HAMNA Nice 1 Hamna
Oct 20th 2012
Hadiya Nyc 1 Hadiya
Sep 23rd 2012
Rumaisa Over smartness can harm u. hahaha Rumaisa
Sep 13th 2012
angel Very goooooood. Angel
Sep 2nd 2012
angel Very goooooood. Angel
Sep 2nd 2012
Sehar Hahaha so nyce ! Sehar
Sep 2nd 2012
Ashna Lol.....that funny. But there's also a true message behind it.....Don't pretend to be someone you are not!!! Ashna
Aug 29th 2012
Emaan Haha :) It's really, how can I say it, whimsical :pPpP Emaan
Aug 27th 2012
Haroon Very funny control your tummy buggs money go to your mummy and shut up ............................................................................:) :D besty hogaye :) :)::):):):):)::))::):):):):0; Haroon
Aug 26th 2012
fareeha Nice... Fareeha
Aug 25th 2012
khansa Wow amazing Khansa
Aug 24th 2012
Mishal BahahAHAH nice one :D Mishal
Aug 24th 2012
Neha That 1s good! Neha
Aug 24th 2012
alveena HA HA HA its so funny Alveena
Aug 20th 2012

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