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Salim Saeed
Salim Saeed
Pakistan Education Academy - Dubai
School Jokes
Published On May 25th 2012
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
 
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good? That’s perfect!
 
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
 
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!
 
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.
 
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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Comments 9
fatimah Lolzz Fatimah
Jul 13th 2013
 
 
Salim @ Tehzeem It's ok if one dosent like it and 6 likes it ill be very happy :) @ Every one except Tehzeem, THANK YOU :) Salim
Jun 25th 2012
 
 
Tehzeem Its not interesting..... Don't Mind . . . . Sorry Tehzeem
Jun 17th 2012
 
 
syed Interesting....dude: Syed
Jun 14th 2012
 
 
momina GOOOOOOOD Momina
Jun 11th 2012
 
 
Ali Good.......... or should I say, Perfect!! Lol Ali
Jun 9th 2012
 
 
noor Yes always teachers do this Noor
Jun 2nd 2012
 
 
Zuhaa That was fun reading it Zuhaa
May 30th 2012
 
 
Saba Nyc 1 Saba
May 27th 2012
 
 

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