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Syed Zeeshan Javed
Syed Zeeshan Javed
The Fahims School System
Birthday Jokes
Published On Mar 29th 2012
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What party game do rabbits like to play?
Musical Hares.
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
"A 'surprised'. Birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
What's the best way to find out an elephant's age?
Check his driver's license.
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Are you getting older and wiser?
No, he's getting older and wider!
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
"You're too young to go out."
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
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Comments 10
Omer I didn't understand Omer
Apr 6th 2013
Ali :-) Ali
Jun 21st 2012
Afifa Hahahaha funny Afifa
Apr 27th 2012
Urwa I dont understand this one : "What's the best way to find out an elephant's age? Check his driver's license." ?? Urwa
Apr 12th 2012
Sarah :) Sarah
Apr 7th 2012
Urooj Hilari0us..........:) Urooj
Apr 3rd 2012
suman Nice some of them not understoodable Suman
Mar 31st 2012
shaheer Too funny! marvellous Shaheer
Mar 30th 2012
Emaan Hahahahahaha nice Emaan
Mar 30th 2012
REHO Funny Reho
Mar 29th 2012

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