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Omer Qadeer
Omer Qadeer
Talent International School
When Did You Start Smoking?
Published On Dec 8th 2011
Total Comments : 25
Total Views :  1189
3 People Like this!


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A guy is walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette.
“Hey, Kid, you are too young to smoke."

Johnny looks up but says nothing.

"How old are you?"

"Eight," Johnny says.

"Eight? When did you start smoking?"

"When I entered Elementary School."

"When was that?"

I don't remember, “I was drunk."

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Comments 25
Ali Not nice very boringggggggg,sorry Ali
Jun 20th 2012
M. Hashir OK M. Hashir
Feb 21st 2012
Waris Kind of good!!! Waris
Feb 14th 2012
Ayesha Baddest ever Ayesha
Feb 10th 2012
Ali Sorry, I didn't enjoy it. It was not very funny. Ali
Jan 29th 2012
lovely sorry, but, i didn't enjoy it, the true is that it isn't funny, sory Lovely
Jan 22nd 2012
eleen Lammme Eleen
Jan 7th 2012
sana Boorringg!!:-( Sana
Jan 6th 2012
Usama LAME Usama
Jan 2nd 2012
Hibah Boring Hibah
Dec 28th 2011
jariah Sorry.Its boring Jariah
Dec 25th 2011
Fatima Not at all funny Fatima
Dec 24th 2011
Disenchanted. Lol!! Sure it's an imaginary joke!!! Disenchanted.
Dec 23rd 2011
muzna atlice he try it good and keep it up <3 Muzna
Dec 19th 2011
Zahra It is very strange Zahra
Dec 18th 2011
Ali I Love It It Is Great Keep Writing Omer And Please Accept My Friendship Request Ali
Dec 16th 2011
maryam I am sorry but it is not funny Maryam
Dec 15th 2011
syed Mr. i very like it its boring and stupid Syed
Dec 14th 2011
Aiman Stupid Aiman
Dec 14th 2011
Zuhaa I am sorry but it is very bored"""""""""" Zuhaa
Dec 14th 2011
Dua Not so funny :P ! Dua
Dec 11th 2011
usaidkhan Good joke omer Usaidkhan
Dec 10th 2011
Omama Lovely Omama
Dec 9th 2011
syeda tahira Why in the world are you commenting on your own joke? Syeda Tahira
Dec 9th 2011
Omer I very like it Omer
Dec 8th 2011

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