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Abdullah Gohar
Abdullah Gohar
Qazi Crammer Boys High School Lahore
Published On Oct 22nd 2011
Total Comments : 23
Total Views :  795
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A hungry man shouting in market, "I will tell you what will happen tomorrow!
People gathered around him and asked him what will happen tomorrow?
Man: “First you give me food to eat”
People do so. After finishing food people asked him again what will happen tomorrow?
Man: today is Sunday and tomorrow will be Monday!
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Comments 23
mishaal Hahaha nice one lol Mishaal
Jun 1st 2015
Anam I have read this joke b4 but good Anam
Oct 29th 2013
ayesha Nice Ayesha
May 10th 2012
Ramis Hahahahahahahahaahahaha....! Ramis
Mar 20th 2012
mary Nice hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................... Mary
Jan 5th 2012
Zuhaa Good 1 Zuhaa
Dec 20th 2011
usaidkhan Funny Usaidkhan
Dec 4th 2011
Wafa Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha Wafa
Dec 3rd 2011
Ahmed Nyc Ahmed
Nov 17th 2011
Disenchanted. LOL! Disenchanted.
Nov 8th 2011
Mahnoor GUD 1 Mahnoor
Nov 7th 2011
Abeera Nice! Abeera
Nov 6th 2011
Humn@ Cool One !!! This one is the funniest joke I have read till yet !!! Humn@
Nov 6th 2011
Izza A.O.A! Abdullah, cool joke! J.K. Izza
Nov 1st 2011
Abdullah Thanks Abdullah
Oct 30th 2011
Liza Hahahaha, very funnyyyy good:) Liza
Oct 30th 2011
Bareera Gud Bareera
Oct 28th 2011
Manal NySsh :-) Manal
Oct 28th 2011
Abdur-Rahman Hahahahaha, very nice.When i read it i could not stop laughing. Abdur-rahman
Oct 26th 2011
jawwad Funny Jawwad
Oct 26th 2011
amna Hahahahaha Amna
Oct 24th 2011
Abdullah Thanks you Abdullah
Oct 24th 2011
Hadia Funny Hadia
Oct 23rd 2011

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