Five friends lived in a room, there names were: 1- Mad 2- Brain 3- Fool 4- Nobody 5- Somebody. One day Nobody killed somebody, at that time Brain was in the bathroom. Mad saw Nobody killing Somebody, he called the police. Mad: "Hello! Somebody has killed Nobody". Police: "Are you Mad". Mad: "Yes, I am Mad". Police: "Where is your Brain". Mad: "Yes actually, he is in the bathroom". Police: "Are you fool?” Mad: "No I am Mad and Fool is sleeping in the room".
I posted the same kinda joke long time ago..like months ago..but that time it wasn't so old or maybe it was but the people here found it new..anyway,in my joke there was no fool and nobody didn't KILL somebody but they had a terrible fight..but still..all i can say is,,um..its old but nice try..:)