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Ayeza Asim
Ayeza Asim
Beacon House School System
Published On Aug 7th 2011
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There is a farmer who is raising watermelons. He is doing pretty well but he is distributed by some local kids who sneak into his watermelon patch a night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign which says, ''Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.'' So the kids run off and make up their own sign, which they post next to the sign that farmer made. The farmer shows up the next day to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives over to the sign and takes a look. It says, ''No there are two.''
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Comments 6
amna Funny Amna
Feb 9th 2012
Ayeza THNXXXXXXXX!!!! Ayeza
Nov 16th 2011
usaidkhan VERY FUNNY Usaidkhan
Sep 10th 2011
Bareera Nyc Bareera
Sep 9th 2011
samia FUNNY Samia
Aug 13th 2011
Wafa Did not understand Wafa
Aug 12th 2011

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