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Umair Malik
Umair Malik
Earl Haig Secondary School
Published On Aug 3rd 2011
Total Comments : 17
Total Views :  820
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have.
Student: A fight

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: Well, I was obeying the sign that says "School ahead go slow!”

Teacher: What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
Pupil: It's stolen!

I've been on my computer all night!
Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?


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Comments 17
Sabeen Soo funny Sabeen
Dec 11th 2017
Zainab Lol.hahahhahhahahahahhahahAH Zainab
Dec 11th 2017
Sakifay Mary So funny Sakifay Mary
Nov 22nd 2017
Ayesha Farhan It's okay, Fatema. Ayesha Farhan
Apr 25th 2012
syeda tahira I love the first 1 Syeda Tahira
Oct 14th 2011
Fatema Ayesha iam really very sorry and i dont think i have wrote these comments .....I think someones using my ID.....Iam realllyy very sorry and i didnt meant thatt..................................SORRYY.. Fatema
Sep 10th 2011
Disenchanted. Nyc jokes Disenchanted.
Aug 22nd 2011
Ayesha Farhan Oh, Fatema, don't talk like a little kid! I never said I liked the jokes, but nor did I say I hated them. A joke's a joke. All I'm trying to say is that there's no need for you to go around accusing people of their 'lame' jokes! I mean, nobody's perfect, got it ! Ayesha Farhan
Aug 8th 2011
Fatima Old jokes Fatima
Aug 7th 2011
Fatema From my side these jokes are lame and if u think that they arent than ur choice is worst ayesha Fatema
Aug 7th 2011
Umair Thank you for reading my jokes with so much interest. Umair
Aug 6th 2011
Ayesha Farhan Fatema, all u ever do is comment on jokes, saying they're lame! Don't u have anything better 2 do? Ayesha Farhan
Aug 5th 2011
Fatema Lame jokes Fatema
Aug 5th 2011
samia Funny Samia
Aug 3rd 2011
Wafa Hey umair that idiot one joke i wrote it before on vshine Wafa
Aug 3rd 2011
Urooj Hehehhehehe soo funnnnny!!!!!! Urooj
Aug 3rd 2011
Aisha Nice jokes, they are quite funny. Aisha
Aug 3rd 2011

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