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яυмαιsα  αнтsнαм
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Hogwarts: School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
The Perfect Worker!
Published On Jun 30th 2011
Total Comments : 82
Total Views :  1145
12 People Like this!


Rank 5 Out of 10
1.       BOB SMITH, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2.       hard at work in his cubicle. BOB works independently, without
3.       wasting company time talking to colleagues. BOB never
4.       thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5.       finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6.       measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7.       breaks. BOB is a dedicated individual who absolutely no
8.       vanity in spite of his accomplishments and profound
9.       knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that BOB can be
10.   classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11.   dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that BOB be
12.   promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13.   executed as soon as possible.
That idiot was looking over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier.  Kindly re-read only the ODD numbered lines. 
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Comments 82
Saqifa Funniest! Saqifa
Nov 24th 2015
Zahra Bekar Zahra
Jul 3rd 2015
 яυмαιsα She's fine and her name is Aafia! яυмαιsα
Dec 12th 2014
Ayesha Heyy Rumaisa. It's me Ayesha. It's been so long since we talked. I wonder if you even remember me?Okay, this is awkward. I just wanted to say hi, and how is your baby sister? What'd you name the little cutie?;) Ayesha
Nov 26th 2014
dua Goooooood......yeah Dua
Aug 14th 2014
Muhammad Funny, really funny! Muhammad
Jul 7th 2014
Munkashay You're right! Munkashay
Jul 1st 2014
 яυмαιsα I find his "perverted" side interesting but the real Neji is awesome too, and the Akatsuki being allies part was soooooooooooooo EPIC LIKE HECK YEAH THAT SHOULD HAPPEN!! яυмαιsα
Jun 27th 2014
Munkashay Then you might have watched Naruto Shippuden: The Movie, and did you (in Road To Ninja) find it really WEIRD that Neji is a "PERVERT"? Ans Akatsuki are allies, I felt really happy on that part! Munkashay
Jun 27th 2014
 яυмαιsα Shumaim yeah its weird and funny, I have literally watched eb0very naruto and naruto shippudenn movie, I m a real BIG FAN!! яυмαιsα
Jun 13th 2014
Muhammad Hey, have you watched Naruto Shippuden: Road to Ninja? If no, you should, if yes, isn't it so weird and funny-type? BTW it's me Shumaim from my brother's account. Muhammad
Jun 12th 2014
 яυмαιsα Yes I am an otaku and reallly love anime, and its spelled teme..which means bastar and baka means stupid яυмαιsα
Jun 11th 2014 Do you watch japanese anime....and do you know what this means ...themie and baka..
Jun 7th 2014 Yes i saw two episodes of mikaku city.i like your story
Jun 6th 2014
Shumaim Hey Rumaisa Uchiha! Check out my new poem, you will surely like it. Shumaim
May 13th 2014
May 2nd 2014
Munkashay Please don't name anyone "Munkashay" !!! Munkashay
Jan 11th 2014
Shumaim It is a turkish name....a name of a flower which means heart catching... "Mun" and "kash", "Mun" means like your ummm heart or something like this in urdu and "Kash" means attracting.Although my sis is not quite attracting. ;) Shumaim
Jan 9th 2014
 яυмαιsα AHEMMMM.........HEY MUNKASAHAY..........wht does ur name mean??? яυмαιsα
Jan 5th 2014
Munkashay And Ru, I am an Otaku!! Munkashay
Jan 1st 2014
Munkashay No, not exams, we're having tests and I hate 'em too. By the Way Happy New Year!! Munkashay
Jan 1st 2014
 яυмαιsα I Know tht ur Not croSs...HAHA..........hmmm do u have ur exams going on..........cause i m having monthly tests......ughhhh i hate tests and exams-____-# яυмαιsα
Dec 27th 2013
Munkashay Oh no, I am not cross! I don't mind, friends are friends! :) Munkashay
Dec 26th 2013
 яυмαιsα In said it in a frndlyyyy mannerrr..............^.^ яυмαιsα
Dec 24th 2013
Munkashay Hmph. So I'm an idot then, huh? Munkashay
Dec 23rd 2013
 яυмαιsα Ohhh...umm baka means idiot in japanese...^__^ яυмαιsα
Dec 17th 2013
Munkashay Oh right....Anyways can you tell me what "baka" means? Munkashay
Dec 15th 2013
 яυмαιsα Torune is one of my favorite characters....he is sooo cuteeeee яυмαιsα
Dec 14th 2013
 яυмαιsα And my dp is of torune aburame....he is a bodyguard of danzo...and yeah he comes after itachi's death eps...and he gets killed by tobi яυмαιsα
Dec 14th 2013
 яυмαιsα Baka munkashay......I m on ep 342..the latedt u guyz are reallly back in naruto timd...:/ яυмαιsα
Dec 14th 2013
Munkashay Hey Ru! Tell me the EP name you r on in Naruto. Cuz I am gonna tell ya, Guren has become one of the good guys and decided to care for Yuukimaru, not use him. So.... have you seen this EP? Munkashay
Dec 12th 2013
 яυмαιsα THANKKKXXXX................................SHUMAIM=) яυмαιsα
Dec 8th 2013
Irum Okay Irum
Dec 8th 2013
Shumaim Ayesha, if you are talking to me then, no I am saying this to Ru. Shumaim
Dec 7th 2013
Irum Me??? Irum
Dec 6th 2013
Shumaim And yeah! Congratulation from atlast 'liking' 1D. Hehehe^__^ Shumaim
Dec 5th 2013
Shumaim RU! YOUR DP, LOVE IT EVEN MORE!!!! If u were standing infront of me, I would have kissed your hands! Love u soooo much 4 uploading Neji's pic ^____^!! Shumaim
Dec 1st 2013
Irum No problem, Rue!! Irum
Nov 29th 2013
 яυмαιsα Omgggg.....thnkuuuuuuu Ayesha and munkashay........I wuv u guyz......*___* яυмαιsα
Nov 28th 2013
Irum It is the bEST joke in VShine I have EVER read. Irum
Nov 28th 2013
Munkashay Ha Ha Ha! It was so nyc, I thought 'Wh'd she write it in points?' Then I understood after that last line.... Gud Work! Munkashay
Nov 17th 2013
yamna EID MUBARAK!!!!!!!! Yamna
Oct 15th 2013
fatimah Hey Ru' i rly loooovvvvveeee ur new d.p. it just gives me the creeps.<3 Fatimah
Jul 14th 2013
Arwa Ramadan Mubarak Arwa
Jul 13th 2013
Gullasht AsSalam.0.Alekuim!!... "RAMADAN MUBARAK" Dear @Rumaina May Allah give you courage you collect too much NAKIYA and May Allah Bless you in this mouth (AMEEN) keep remember me in your's prays. Gullasht
Jul 11th 2013
Jul 10th 2013
 яυмαιsα In dunno in which way u r asking Wafa................I m fine(if u were asking bout' my health (: ......... ) яυмαιsα
Jul 9th 2013
wafa Aoa how are you rumaisaa by the way Wafa
Jun 28th 2013
 яυмαιsα Dr.Gullasht.......................ASA means Assalamualikum repectively!!!!!! яυмαιsα
Jun 20th 2013
Gullasht AOA what do you mean rumaina ASA?!????? Gullasht
Jun 10th 2013
Laibah Haha that was funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laibah
Jun 9th 2013
Gullasht AOA rumaisa plz! tell me a question i asked you in the creul aunts o.K Gullasht
May 28th 2013
fatimah Awesomeeeeeeeee dude! Fatimah
May 25th 2013
afifah It's fine, not very good not very bad. Afifah
Apr 1st 2013
 яυмαιsα Fareeehaaa..............What happened 2 u? яυмαιsα
Feb 20th 2013
fareeha Silly Abdur Rehman u not only have 2 read 2 times ok!!!!! and if u have readed in a book no problem but any freind of v shine has not seen it before!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLZ............ Fareeha
Feb 5th 2013
fareeha Rumaisa mey naraz houn tum sey tum ney 10 days mey v shine kholney ki fursut nahi mili ya phir jan booch key comment nahi kiya ans me .................Yar agr nahi pata tha so apni cousion ki (My Stuff)to dekh lety or maney khud bhi dekha hey kafi dino sey present nahi ho v shine pey..........mey tumhey phone kurun gi.........bye (DO NOT MIND)......... Fareeha
Feb 5th 2013
munnazzar Awesome yar rumaisa Munnazzar
Jan 24th 2013
Emaan Wow Emaan
Sep 14th 2012
fareeha Good job RUMAISA chachi also like this Fareeha
Aug 18th 2012
Nimra Oh nice Nimra
Jul 18th 2012
fareeha Rumaisa i hate this boy If u dont understand then call me Fareeha
Jul 4th 2012
 яυмαιsα Thank you Fareeha. яυмαιsα
Jan 11th 2012
fareeha Rumaisa it is Goood Fareeha
Jan 10th 2012
Zainab Its nyc bt tooooooo long ang boring Zainab
Oct 4th 2011
 яυмαιsα I like it if any body does'nt. яυмαιsα
Sep 20th 2011
Abdur-Rahman Just for the fun of it i put i like it Abdur-rahman
Sep 1st 2011
Laiba Thanks Rumaisa. Laiba
Aug 29th 2011
Abdur-Rahman It's too long and boring Abdur-rahman
Aug 24th 2011
Abdur-Rahman It's just like a poem that never ends Abdur-rahman
Aug 24th 2011
Abdur-Rahman Rumaisa, you asked why doesn't anybody see your joke the point is there is no joke.Tell it's too boring for words.You call this a joke you should have put in the story column or article.Anyways I have read it before in a magazine and it was in the story column.You have just changed the name of the person.Tell you,you should imaginary jokes,something to laugh at. Abdur-rahman
Aug 24th 2011
Fatima Boring...:( Fatima
Jul 8th 2011
Aisha Exactly.Read it two times and one by one.nice joke. Aisha
Jul 7th 2011
 яυмαιsα See u have to read it 2 times u know,just not one time and then saying booring. яυмαιsα
Jul 6th 2011
Mehwish Well it was not tht boring it was nyc if u would hav concentrated !!!! lolzzzzzzzzzzzz Mehwish
Jul 5th 2011
marium Boring and i can not even understand something Marium
Jul 5th 2011
Urooj Realllly very boring!!!!!!!!!! Urooj
Jul 4th 2011
ibrahim It is boring Ibrahim
Jul 4th 2011
Farha Ah! very very very very very boring=-( Farha
Jul 3rd 2011
Shahamah Very very nice Shahamah
Jul 3rd 2011
 яυмαιsα Why anybody's not reading my joke!Too many views and still no comments. яυмαιsα
Jul 3rd 2011
Hadia Very funny Hadia
Jul 2nd 2011

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