My life's worse day ever,

I wish is was in the list of never

I missed my van

And cut my hand with  metal can.

They almost closed the gate

'cause I was late.

I got punished in the school

'cause I was blamed for breaking a rule.

I didn’t get good marks in the test

But the girl I hate came best.

My face started to swell

But the others were well.

I rolled on logs

And got chased by dogs.

I almost got bit by a rat

And my best dress was torn by a cat.

I slipped on a cube of ice,

I bit my finger instead of a cheese slice.

I dropped my plate full of rice

Which was eaten by mice.

My life's worse day ever,

I wish it was in the list of never.