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Aneesa Masood
Aneesa Masood
International School Of Myanmar
Published On Apr 20th 2015
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A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.
How come?
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
 Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be?
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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Comments 12
Fatima First she was walking Fatima
Jun 3rd 2017
zinnia Cant understand Zinnia
Jan 4th 2017
Berha The first one was the girl wasn't driving she was walking, she was learning but not driving, the 2nd and 3rd one I don't know but the last one is coffin. Nice job Aneesa Berha
Jun 7th 2016
munibah First two taken from v shine but whatever it's good Munibah
Jan 15th 2016
samra 1 she was walking 2 He weighs meat 3 the girls are the two of of a triplet 4 coffin Samra
Jul 23rd 2015
Ayma The third one is not that gud Ayma
Jun 25th 2015
Ayma The third one is not that gud Ayma
Jun 25th 2015
Aneesa Your answers are correct Aneesa
May 1st 2015
raveeha 1.because she was walking(i googled it,sorry) Raveeha
Apr 27th 2015
raveeha I got all the otters but not 1 Raveeha
Apr 27th 2015
Aneesa Tooba, all the answers are correct except the first answer. Aneesa
Apr 25th 2015
Tooba 1. it was a one way street 2. he weigh meat 3.the two girls are two of a set of triplets 4. coffin (promise i knew them) Tooba
Apr 23rd 2015

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