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M. Hashir Rafique
M. Hashir Rafique
Uloom N Hikmah
Published On Jan 30th 2015
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Comments 9
Afrah Maida, Berha it means the day he takes 1 dollar that barber will not give him even quarter dollar Afrah
Oct 20th 2016
Afrah Nice one Afrah
Oct 20th 2016
Berha Don't get it Berha
Jun 7th 2016
Maida Not got it Maida
Mar 31st 2016
raveeha Now i get it,lol is a gud 1 Raveeha
Apr 27th 2015
abeera Hahahahahahha...gud1 Abeera
Mar 2nd 2015
M. Osme M.
Feb 23rd 2015
Shaheer Haha Shaheer
Feb 17th 2015
Umair Haha very nice Umair
Feb 5th 2015

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