Hi! My name is Julius Caesar the royal emperor of Rome! Only joking no I'm not, I'm Jake. T Thorns I also have a sister called Mia. B Thorn. Because of our ridiculous middle names we get called Jake. T and Mia. B; how wonderful! We have two older siblings, Sue and Ed. But they don't have ridiculous middle names so why do we? Our Mum is an architect but I don't get what she does. Dad is a chef but he's not very famous, he just works at our family cafe called Food 4 you (with a number four). We are famous now sooo famous that everyone wants to know our story. So I thought I would write it down to save my voice. It all started on a boring school day, Monday. Boring English and Maths then Reading. Luckily, we were going to play rounders after lunch and Mr Gillen, the sports coach was going to choose seven people to be in our school rounders team. One backstop, a team captain the five more people. You see one day I will be a world record backstop. Problem is I hate diving for the ball. Anyway, during lunch most of our class were practising and as always I didn't get to be backstop because everyone said I was rubbish. After lunch our teacher Miss Blyth said that Mr Gillen was ill so we had to do boring lessons all afternoon. At the end of the day, Miss Blyth said something that lit up our faces.