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Hira Shahzad
Hira Shahzad
Aps Fort Road Rwp
Clever Husband
Published On Apr 23rd 2014
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This 89 year old woman was arrested for lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "Can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked, the judge if he could say something on his wife's behalf. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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Comments 23
Wafa WTF (well that's funny) Wafa
Mar 29th 2015
 
 
shehram LOLZZZ!! Shehram
Aug 30th 2014
 
 
samra Aneesa I am Samra can you add me to My Friends Samra
Aug 1st 2014
 
 
samra Hahahahaha Samra
Aug 1st 2014
 
 
Zuhaa Haha bad husband Zuhaa
Jul 18th 2014
 
 
Rida Nice Rida
Jun 27th 2014
 
 
Aneesa I can't get it Aneesa
Jun 26th 2014
 
 
Nimra Ha ha ! Nimra
Jun 17th 2014
 
 
Khoula Agreed muhammad Khoula
Jun 8th 2014
 
 
Ahsen Bad husband. Ahsen
May 29th 2014
 
 
Mahnoor Lol Mahnoor
May 27th 2014
 
 
Samia Awww poor women her husband wants her to be in jail nice1 Samia
May 9th 2014
 
 
Tooba Hahaha nice Tooba
May 4th 2014
 
 
eman I dont like the joke Eman
May 4th 2014
 
 
Arij Hahahah! Arij
May 2nd 2014
 
 
Sidra In which class do you read? Sidra
May 1st 2014
 
 
Saem Good! Saem
Apr 27th 2014
 
 
Mohammad No sense. Mohammad
Apr 27th 2014
 
 
Rabbia Hahaha nice Rabbia
Apr 26th 2014
 
 
M. Good M.
Apr 26th 2014
 
 
Nabeela Good one Nabeela
Apr 26th 2014
 
 
Laibah Hahha Laibah
Apr 25th 2014
 
 
kanza Nice Kanza
Apr 23rd 2014
 
 

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