A young male received a mail which read: 'Invitation to a camp site with a scenic sight The fare is very fair And even includes a tee off after tea daily'. He packed his back pack Checked whether the was fine And rode his bicycle on the dirt road to the site. He was driving through the forest When something threw itself on to his path It was a bear With his bare feet, he tried to keep it at bay. "I pray not to become a prey!" He cried. Just then he held a long tail He yelled, "This can't be a bear!" With a pounding heart He pulled the tail hard. As the bear's skin peeled With peals of laughter they reeled On the road lay no bear Just a man running away from there! This scene was not seen again But told over and over as the tale of a bear's long tail.