ahmed: why are you removing a wheel from your auto ali: cant you read "parking for 2 wheelers only"
patient: doctor,i have been bitten by vampire doctor: drink this glass of water patient: will it make me better doctor: "no but i will be able to see if your neck leaks"
judge " order ! order! criminal: 1 plate chicken biryani and a plate of kabab judge " shut up" criminal :my friend its "7 up" not shut up teacher : pappu give me a sentence starting with "i" pappu : i is teacher: no pappu always say "i am" pappy:alright....... i am the ninth letter of the alphabet
a thief was about to exit the house, when a boy woke and quietly said "please take my school bag or i will wake my parents" thanks for reading :)