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Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah
Sayed Mohammed Jalil Shah
Bright Future Pakistani International School
Smile A While
Published On Dec 28th 2013
Total Comments : 30
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ahmed: why are you removing a wheel from your auto
ali: cant you read "parking for 2 wheelers only"
 
patient: doctor,i have been bitten by vampire
doctor: drink this glass of water
 patient: will it make me better
 doctor: "no but i will be able to see if your neck leaks"
 
judge " order ! order!
criminal: 1 plate chicken biryani and a plate of kabab
judge " shut up"
criminal :my friend its "7 up" not shut up
teacher : pappu give me a sentence starting with "i"
pappu : i is
teacher: no pappu always say "i am"
pappy:alright....... i am the ninth letter of the alphabet
 
a thief was about to exit the house, when a boy woke and quietly said "please take my school bag or i will wake my parents"
thanks for reading :)
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Comments 30
mary Lst 1 is ta best Mary
Mar 17th 2014
 
 
Aneesa I have heard the last one before ! Aneesa
Jan 23rd 2014
 
 
Sayed Mohammed Thank u evry1 Sayed Mohammed
Jan 20th 2014
 
 
dua So funny! the one about the judge was extremely funny. Dua
Jan 16th 2014
 
 
inshal Nice jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;):) Inshal
Jan 16th 2014
 
 
saamia NICE JOKXXX n coool hahaha Saamia
Jan 14th 2014
 
 
muneeb Very good jokes Muneeb
Jan 14th 2014
 
 
Marwa Nice Jokes ! Marwa
Jan 14th 2014
 
 
HAFSA Fuuuuuuny Hafsa
Jan 14th 2014
 
 
Sayed Mohammed Thanks u everyone Sayed Mohammed
Jan 13th 2014
 
 
Mahnoor The one about the school bag is very funny!lol;) Mahnoor
Jan 13th 2014
 
 
hibba FUNNY OHH Hibba
Jan 12th 2014
 
 
Liza Nice jokes Liza
Jan 10th 2014
 
 
KHAN Gud Khan
Jan 10th 2014
 
 
nazish Bohat ache hai.they r really hilarious as well as funny. Nazish
Jan 9th 2014
 
 
Hania Nice jokes !!!!!!! Hania
Jan 9th 2014
 
 
HAFSA Ive heard the 2 one Hafsa
Jan 9th 2014
 
 
Maya That was @mazing!!!!! Maya
Jan 7th 2014
 
 
InNoXent Excellent Innoxent
Jan 6th 2014
 
 
zainab Fit hai yaar Zainab
Jan 5th 2014
 
 
Bushra Amazing and keep it up Bushra
Jan 3rd 2014
 
 
eman THEY WERE okay not good not bad maybe a bit ..............................BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Eman
Jan 3rd 2014
 
 
Laibah Welcome Laibah
Jan 3rd 2014
 
 
Sayed Mohammed Thank u :) Sayed Mohammed
Jan 1st 2014
 
 
Laibah Haha ive heard the last one before but the others were really funny!!!!! Laibah
Jan 1st 2014
 
 
hafsa Good one. Hafsa
Dec 31st 2014
 
 
Sayed Mohammed Thank you :) Sayed Mohammed
Dec 30th 2014
 
 
zanib Gooooooooooood Zanib
Dec 29th 2013
 
 
zanib Gooooooooooood Zanib
Dec 29th 2013
 
 
Syeda Maryam These are very interesting and funny too!!!!!!! Syeda Maryam
Dec 29th 2013
 
 

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