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Munnazzar  Shahzad
Munnazzar Shahzad
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Good Bye Mother
Published On Dec 6th 2013
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A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "Oh, about 165." he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 187. The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Oh, about six feet," he says. The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 feet 8 3/4 inches. She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.
"High!" The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"
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Comments 12
Abdullah Very GoOd FsHaH NiCe StoRy Abdullah
Sep 17th 2014
 
 
Noorul I UNDERSTAND IT .... BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT'S TITTLE ..... ???? Noorul
Jul 4th 2014
 
 
saniyah I dint understand Saniyah
Jun 30th 2014
 
 
mahrukh I don t understand Mahrukh
Apr 6th 2014
 
 
hibba :) wow Hibba
Mar 30th 2014
 
 
KHAN Hehehehehehe lol Khan
Feb 16th 2014
 
 
munnazzar Heheheheehhehehhe Munnazzar
Jan 3rd 2014
 
 
Laibah I meant f shah Laibah
Dec 25th 2013
 
 
Sania Didnt understand this joke hey really was this a joke......... Sania
Dec 21st 2013
 
 
Laibah Hahaha raveeha its very funny Laibah
Dec 12th 2013
 
 
raveeha HUH? Raveeha
Dec 10th 2013
 
 
raveeha HUH? Raveeha
Dec 10th 2013
 
 

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