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Eesha Gill
Eesha Gill
Divisional Public School
Published On Nov 1st 2013
Total Comments : 26
Total Views :  692
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What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog, buildings can't jump.
Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!!
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!!!
What do bunnies like to play?
Where can you find an ocean with no water?
On a map!!!
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Comments 26
Rihab Good jokes Rihab
Oct 26th 2014
Gul Noor Usama* Gul Noor
Jul 25th 2014
Gul Noor Nothing we can do 'bout it, Usman. Thank you for your information. ThaxxZ, Easha. Even though, I couldn't understand it then, I can understand now :) ;)=) :D 8- ) Gul Noor
Jul 25th 2014
Usama Read all of the jokes before Usama
Dec 18th 2013
Bushra Momina how are they not funny for me they are tooooooooooooooooooooo much funny awesome jokes eesha Bushra
Dec 16th 2013
syeda Haha..amazing! Syeda
Dec 6th 2013
Marwa :P Marwa
Dec 6th 2013
Raweeha VERY FUNNY!!! but I didn't exactly understand why the kid slept with a ruler....I mean like-TO measure how long he slept?????? Raweeha
Dec 3rd 2013
Zuhaa Funny!!! Zuhaa
Nov 23rd 2013
Momina Not funny!! Momina
Nov 13th 2013
Fatima EXPLAIN 2ND 1!!! Easha also tell but i cant undrestand Fatima
Nov 13th 2013
Hamzah HahahahahA!!:):D Hamzah
Nov 10th 2013
ali Well these all are funny but difficult to understand Ali
Nov 10th 2013
eesha Oh, weird 8th-b is the most naughty class I think...:D Eesha
Nov 9th 2013
Sehar Yeah, hawa, she's my friend :) I don't know anyone from 8th B ! :D Sehar
Nov 7th 2013
Maryam Hahahah.... Maryam
Nov 6th 2013
Sara Funny Sara
Nov 5th 2013
eesha Gul Noor, 'draw' is used for two meanings. Drawing curtains means to pull the curtains to shut them, but here it is used with pencil so you know the rest:P I don't know how to explain actually:P Sorry... Eesha
Nov 4th 2013
eesha I'm in 8th-B. I know 'Hawa' from 8th-G by the way Eesha
Nov 3rd 2013
nazish So nyc jokes eesha. Nazish
Nov 3rd 2013
Gul Noor Explain the 2nd one,ppllllzzzzzzzzz BTW others are very funny:) Gul Noor
Nov 2nd 2013
ajwa Funnnny!! Ajwa
Nov 2nd 2013
Laibah Hehehe your right ellina Laibah
Nov 2nd 2013
eesha Thnx Ellina but my name's Eesha not Easha:P Eesha
Nov 2nd 2013
Sehar Hey, eesha, I'm also in dps model town ! I'm in 8th G ... in which class are u ? Sehar
Nov 2nd 2013
Ellina Funny Easha that is Tremundous! Ellina
Nov 2nd 2013

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