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Laibah Basham
Laibah Basham
The City School Paf Chapter
Earth Jokes
Published On Oct 30th 2013
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So are you going to visit Egypt? Hmm, I sphinx so.
What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What should we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners of course!
Never lend geologist money. They think a short term loan is a million years.
If you look carefully at some rocks, you can see the fossil footprints of fishes.
A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.
What’s the fastest country in the world? Russia
Watson: Holmes, what kind of rock is this?
Sherlock Holmes: Why that’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why would a geologist take his girlfriend to a quarry? Because he wants to get a little boulder.
What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
Igneous is bliss.
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Comments 11
mohammad uzair Poo Mohammad Uzair
Nov 16th 2014
Laibah Thx Laibah
Jun 4th 2014
Maryam Nyc Maryam
Nov 6th 2013
Laibah Hehe ok bushra and ajwa people can make jokes by themselves but they can only make those which are not so funny Laibah
Nov 4th 2013
Laibah Your welcome gulnoor Laibah
Nov 4th 2013
Gul Noor Anyways laiba tnx 4 sharin':) Gul Noor
Nov 2nd 2013
Bushra It is ok that you copy well you copy nice sorry just jokin and your welcs Bushra
Nov 2nd 2013
ajwa Its okay if u copy....i cant make jokes by myself Ajwa
Nov 2nd 2013
Laibah Thank you alot, but as you know i copy riddles from other websites, i took these jokes from Laibah
Nov 2nd 2013
Bushra Nice not bad wel they are fine Bushra
Nov 1st 2013
Gul Noor Im kinda lame in so i dunno!!! Gul Noor
Nov 1st 2013

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