So are you going to visit Egypt? Hmm, I sphinx so. What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. What should we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners of course! Never lend geologist money. They think a short term loan is a million years. If you look carefully at some rocks, you can see the fossil footprints of fishes. A volcano is a mountain with hiccups. What’s the fastest country in the world? Russia Watson: Holmes, what kind of rock is this? Sherlock Holmes: Why that’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why would a geologist take his girlfriend to a quarry? Because he wants to get a little boulder. What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite. Igneous is bliss.