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Laibah Basham
Laibah Basham
The City School Paf Chapter
Space Jokes
Published On Oct 30th 2013
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Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full.
How do astronauts serve dinner? On flying saucers.
When people run round in circles we say they’re crazy. When planets do it, we say they’re orbiting.
When do astronauts eat their lunch? At launch time.
Why does NASA believe there might be life on Mars? The CD player was stolen from their Mars rover.
Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Oh wait, it's just a satellite
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, astronomers aren't scared of the dark.
How far can you see on a clear day? 150 million kilometers, from here to the Sun.
While living on Earth might be a little expensive, at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.
What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon? The food’s great but it has no atmosphere.
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Comments 17
mohammad uzair Not good Mohammad Uzair
Nov 16th 2014
Laibah Thx Laibah
Jun 4th 2014
M. Good!!!!!!!!!!! M.
May 10th 2014
Laibah Haha!!!! tuesday was my last exam. tuesday, 24 dec is gonna be my result day Laibah
Dec 23rd 2013
KHAN Everyone pray for my exams! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!.............. Khan
Dec 1st 2013
Emel Every one must pray for my exams Emel
Nov 27th 2013
Maryam Ur Welcome. Maryam
Nov 14th 2013
Laibah Welcome Back Emel and thx dua and maryam Laibah
Nov 13th 2013
Maryam Welcome Back Emel!!! Maryam
Nov 10th 2013
Emel Hy guys i am back after a long period of time!!!!!! Emel
Nov 8th 2013
Duaa Luv the funy poem Duaa
Nov 7th 2013
Maryam Gooody good Maryam
Nov 6th 2013
Laibah Thanks ajwa and afrah Laibah
Nov 4th 2013
Afrah Number 5 was HILARIOUS!!! Afrah
Nov 3rd 2013
ajwa Haha!funny! Ajwa
Nov 2nd 2013
Laibah Thanks Laibah
Nov 2nd 2013
Gul Noor Hahahaha!!!funny!!! Gul Noor
Nov 1st 2013

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