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Laibah Basham
Laibah Basham
The City School Paf Chapter
Animal Jokes
Published On Oct 30th 2013
Total Comments : 20
Total Views :  649
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
What did one lab rat say to the other? “I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push that buzzer, he brings me a snack!”
How does a rabbit make gold soup? He starts with 24 carrots.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"
How do you know there are elephants in your fridge? Because the door won't close.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "So how do you drive this thing?"
Where do fish put their money? In riverbanks.
What do you call a brainy insect? A spelling bee.
What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.
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Comments 20
Laibah Thankyou Laibah
Mar 9th 2015
Zahra NYC jokes buudy :) Zahra
Dec 22nd 2014
mohammad uzair This is the hell poo Mohammad Uzair
Nov 16th 2014
Laibah Thx so much. today was last paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laibah
May 31st 2014
Tooba Nice and wish you all the best for your exams.well my exams are over on 23rd march Tooba
May 23rd 2014
Laibah Thanx dua and raveeha and ok emel Laibah
Dec 19th 2013
Emel Laiba thats not rite that u took these jokes from the website show us ur own talent come on Emel
Dec 14th 2013
Raweeha Nice joke.....hey do you want to be my friend Maryam? I really don't have not joking ....I came today. I mean not only Maryam . but can ALL of you be my friends?please Raweeha
Dec 3rd 2013
dua Looks like you love animals. I am very much interested in animals! Dua
Dec 1st 2013
Laibah Zuhaa, in the first one i wrote What do you call a fish with no eyes? i was referring it to What do you call a fish with no i hope you understood Laibah
Nov 24th 2013
Zuhaa I liked them all but didnt understand the 1st one Zuhaa
Nov 23rd 2013
Laibah Thanks ajwa Laibah
Nov 13th 2013
Maryam Ur welcome LAIBAH. Maryam
Nov 6th 2013
Gul Noor I meant_i cant understand the 3rd one,and even though you copied i have'nt heard them:)so thanx Gul Noor
Nov 2nd 2013
ajwa Ive heard them b4 but lOlz Ajwa
Nov 2nd 2013
Laibah Thanks guys, thank you alot, but as you know i copy riddles from other websites, i took these jokes from Laibah
Nov 2nd 2013
Bushra Cool jokes and good 4 you that you can make nice jokes Bushra
Nov 1st 2013
Gul Noor Lol!!!but the 3rd one!!! Gul Noor
Nov 1st 2013
Aneesa Funny! Aneesa
Oct 31st 2013
Maryam Haha funny jokes dear. Maryam
Oct 30th 2013

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