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Tasneem  Tayyab
Tasneem Tayyab
Habib Girls School
Great Jokes!!!!!.
Published On Oct 23rd 2013
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Knock, knock.
 
Who’s there?
 
Interrupting squawking parrot
 
Interrupting squawking parrot
 
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!
 
 
 
 
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
 
A: Nacho cheese!
 
 
 
 
Why were 6 afraid of 7?
 
Because: 7 8 9
 
 
 
 
What do elves learn in school?
 
The elf-abet
 
 
 
 
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
 
He wanted to go to high school.
 
 
 
 
Where do pencils go for vacation?
 
Pencil-mania
 
 
 
 
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
 
To go with the traffic jam!
 
 
 
 
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
 
Because they might peel!
 
 
 
 
Knock, knock.
 
Who's there?
 
Lettuce
 
Lettuce who?
 
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
 
 
 
 
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
 
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
 
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
 
 
 
 
How do you make a tissue dance?
 
You put a little boogie in it.
 
 
 
 
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
 
 
 
A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!
 
 
 
 
What did 0 say to 8?
 
Nice belt!
 
 
 
 
What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
 
You're a fun guy [fungi].
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Comments 13
Tooba Funny Tooba
Apr 1st 2014
 
 
Gul Noor I meant to say "funny";) Gul Noor
Nov 3rd 2013
 
 
Gul Noor Thanx , laiba;) Gul Noor
Nov 3rd 2013
 
 
Laibah Gul noor, the prisoner screams im free! im free! the boy thinks he said im three! im three! that is why he said so what, im four Laibah
Nov 2nd 2013
 
 
Bushra Nice one Bushra
Nov 1st 2013
 
 
Bushra Nice one Bushra
Nov 1st 2013
 
 
Gul Noor Explain the 10th one,pleaseee................. Gul Noor
Nov 1st 2013
 
 
Anam So funny Anam
Oct 28th 2013
 
 
Laibah Heheh, the last ones were very funny!!!!!!! Laibah
Oct 28th 2013
 
 
Aneesa Fuunny! Aneesa
Oct 26th 2013
 
 
Shumaim Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha and hahahaha. Shumaim
Oct 25th 2013
 
 
ajwa Funny! Ajwa
Oct 24th 2013
 
 
haiqa Funny! Haiqa
Oct 24th 2013
 
 

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