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Tasneem  Tayyab
Tasneem Tayyab
Habib Girls School
Funny Jokes
Published On Oct 23rd 2013
Total Comments : 7
Total Views :  804
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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Comments 7
Elizabeth I think they are so long and boring. (I am sorry for this comment everyone have there felling ) Elizabeth
Jul 16th 2014
zainab Dont love it but still like it Zainab
Jan 6th 2014
Laibah Hehe gud ones and all four of you are correct Laibah
Nov 4th 2013
Gul Noor Some hav been posted before but still hahahahaha!!!!!! Gul Noor
Nov 1st 2013
Anam Hahaha so funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Anam
Oct 28th 2013
Munkashay Good attempt Munkashay
Oct 26th 2013
ajwa Ive heard them b4 but laughed again !!!! :) Ajwa
Oct 25th 2013

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