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Asiya Imran
Asiya Imran
Julia Morgan School
Computer Jokes
Published On Oct 2nd 2013
Total Comments : 102
Total Views :  1448
18 People Like this!


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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open!
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory! 
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Comments 102
Nimra Ayesha Imran and Ayesha Lakho you guys are seriously so luckyy to meet eachother. :') So Hello everyone. :D Whats going on these days? Hope everything is good. I opened Vshine after a long time.! :o And yes. I even live in Karachi. ;) By the way ayesha imran? In which city of America are you? Actually my Father's Brother basically my taya or uncle also lives in America with his family. But we never came there to visit him. Strange na? and Ayesha? Are you born in America or Pakistan? And yea congrats for your baby twin brothers.! :D Nimra
Oct 23rd 2015
Wafa I love the jokes Wafa
Jul 4th 2014
Muhammad Then be my friend! Muhammad
Jun 22nd 2014
Jun 13th 2014
Asiya Thanks for the support, Fatima!! Asiya
Jan 10th 2014
Tooba Sarah how CAN u say there is no need of wearing abaya. I live in Saudi Arab and here you MUST wear abaya since u r 9 or 10 years old. Some people wear abaya since they are 2. Tooba
Jan 9th 2014
HAFSA OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Hafsa
Jan 6th 2014
Irum Me too, Ayesha Irum
Dec 31st 2014
zanib Goood Zanib
Dec 31st 2014
Sarah Very funny! Sarah
Dec 31st 2014
Asiya Hey, I had awesome fun with you yesterday, Ayesha Lakho. I really like you. I'm gonna misss you when we go to America. Remember how we went to Dolmen Mall and the Mac Donalds wala confused me and Khadijah up. Because I was wearing a pink Abaya and Deejah had on a blue one!! That was very funny. The man was like, You're freaking me out, man!! He also said, Excuse me, little girl. I think you just came here? His mouth was a big round 'o' .And you really have a way of dealing with babies. Hasan and Essa really like you! Hey , remember to e-mail me the photos we took on the last moment, 'kay? Asiya
Dec 29th 2013
Irum Thank you, Ria, it really means alot. BTW, we've changed our passwords so there wot be any more confusions!:) Irum
Dec 27th 2013
Munkashay No, I never thought something bad about you guys, I was just confused... Anyways, you guys are lucky! Have fun! Munkashay
Dec 26th 2013
Irum Hey our moms talked and I think I'm coming to visit you tomorrow! Waiting anxiously.... Irum
Dec 26th 2013
Asiya Hey, Ayesha Lakho, my mum allowed me to invite just one friend from VShine to Marriott hotel in which we are staying... So, I picked you!! Now you can just e-mail me your phone number.. And then our mothers can talk. We're gonna have so much fun!! I am waiting!!!! Asiya
Dec 25th 2013
Irum No, actually, it's okay. Now let me explain something to you guyz. Actually, me and Ayesha Imran also have accounts on another social website. At first, we didn't know that we were friends on Vshine as well. one day we got to know that we were on Vshine too. we became such good friends that we even gave each other our Vshine passwords. I want one thing straightened out. If you guyz think that becuz of this Ayesha Imran is a very bad person for using my acc, well then you're wrong. I gave her my password, and it doesn't make her a bad person. She's still the sweet girl you knew. And now we have agreed to change our passwords for avoiding other mishaps..... i hope everything's clear now, okay?? Please please please do not view Ayesha Imran in a bad picture from now on, okay?? :) Irum
Dec 23rd 2013
Munkashay WAIT WAIT WAIT! That is MY comment, not Muhammad's! Actually he's my bro, and new on V shine, so it was his ID, I thought it was mine! *Slaps on the forehaed* Stupid me! So that is my comment! SORRY< if you thought it was Muhammad's! Munkashay
Dec 23rd 2013
Muhammad Ayesha, why are you using Ayesha Lakho's account? Is something wrong? Or.... is it something else? Tell me, because you are one of my GREATEST friends! Oh yeah, what is a 'jet lag"? Muhammad
Dec 23rd 2013
Irum Srry my acc is hacked Irum
Dec 22nd 2013
Irum Dont worryy.. :) We can talk on VShine. We just arrived today on 12 o clock pm. ANd I have jet lag. It's so annoyinggg!! Irum
Dec 22nd 2013
Irum Dont worryy.. :) We can talk on VShine. We just arrived today on 12 o clock pm. ANd I have jet lag. It's so annoyinggg!! Irum
Dec 22nd 2013
Munkashay Oh, wow! Both are good news, sadly, I won't be able to see you guys, I don't live in Karachi...=( Munkashay
Dec 21st 2013
Asiya My chhotoos(Hasan and Essa) are growing so fast . they are 1 and a half months old.. Asiya
Dec 19th 2013
Asiya Good news, every bodyyyy!!! I am coming to Karachi!!! My flight is on 21st December , I just cannnott waitt!! All of my cousins are there.. Me and deejah are also very excited. At first we weren't going, but then our cousins wanted to see Hasan and Essa.. and after a loooong argument, we are finally coming!! Asiya
Dec 19th 2013
Munkashay Why thanks when I am telling the truth??=) And yeah, CONGRATS for your bros!(And call me Ria, it is a cute name!!) ;) Munkashay
Dec 16th 2013
Asiya Thank you!! Asiya
Dec 14th 2013
Munkashay Oh, of course you can! And you two are real cute, I tell you! Munkashay
Dec 12th 2013
Asiya Of course we won't Ria(BTW, can i call you that?) Youre my friend!! Asiya
Dec 11th 2013
Munkashay Ayesha, don't you ever think I,Munkashay Latif, mind anything said by my friends! It is okay, my friend! Munkashay
Dec 10th 2013
Gul Noor I LOVE "Hotel Translelvania".its sooooooooo funny.specially Johney"STIEN" hehehe.......:) Gul Noor
Dec 9th 2013
Gul Noor It's ok,aysha no problemo.Completely u are forgiven:) Gul Noor
Dec 9th 2013
Rafia Hey ayeshoo! whatz up dear???? well, i do want 2 share that i hav found u nd deejah very very interesting nd sweet sort of friendly :)) wont u mind me calling u both ayeshoo nd deejah? will u? :)) Rafia
Dec 9th 2013
Asiya Thank you very much Asiya
Dec 8th 2013
Maryam No problem dear! you did this because you don't want to hurt your friend. Anyways I like the spirit. Maryam
Dec 6th 2013
Asiya Ok , Khadijah , I am sorry. And to all u Vshine frnds out there I want to confess something!! You guyz know that Picture of 2 chinese girls I uploaded and Then I said it was me and Deejah? Well, those girls weren't us. They were just unknown girls from the Net. I lied because when Ayesha Lakho asked to upload a picture of mine and Dejeah's pictures, My mom didn't allow me to do that, so I uploaded A fake picture of 2 Chinese girls from the Net. My new profile picture is of the REAL me and Deejah. To my Vshine friends, I hope you willl 4give me for lying:) Asiya
Dec 3rd 2013
Dec 2nd 2013
Maryam Thank you Ayesha Lakho. Maryam
Dec 1st 2013
aliya Hey Ayesha Why did you upload a picture of two chinese girls and u are saying to everyone that it is me and you in the picture?? We aren't CHINESE, for Gods Sake!! Mama didnt even allow you to upload a pic of us so u uploaded a picture of two Chinese girls frm the Net who aren't even us!!! You are in big trouble ! Aliya
Dec 1st 2013
Asiya Yes, our attitudes are differemt Asiya
Dec 1st 2013
Samia I know!but,sometimes twins have something different Samia
Nov 30th 2013
Asiya Thank you so much. And we're twins!!! Of course we're alike!!:P Asiya
Nov 29th 2013
Nov 28th 2013
HAFSA Mashallah how nice names. Hafsa
Nov 21st 2013
Irum Np means no problem:)) Irum
Nov 20th 2013
Maryam Np stands for? Maryam
Nov 19th 2013
Asiya Np Asiya
Nov 14th 2013
Maryam Thank you dear for accepting my request. Maryam
Nov 12th 2013
Asiya Thank you soooo much Fatima!! Youre too kind... And Hafsa, their names are Hasan and Essa Asiya
Nov 12th 2013
Maryam I have send you a friend request please accept it. Maryam
Nov 11th 2013
HAFSA Mashalah what are their names? Hafsa
Nov 10th 2013
fatimah OMG! u guys look soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable in this pic, i thought it was taken from internet but ...just wow......and Congratulations for ur twin bros, wow isnt it amazing to have two twin paris....sooooooooo happy for u....May Allah(SWT) showers His blessing upon u n ur family.... Fatimah
Nov 8th 2013
Maryam Ur welcome and congratulations.(MashAllah) ALLAH SWT aap ko khush rakhe (AMEEN). Maryam
Nov 8th 2013
Asiya Masha'ALLAH, this morning Allah(SWT) blessed me with twin baby brothers.... Alhamdulillah!!! Asiya
Nov 8th 2013
Asiya Thank you Rafia and Maryam!!;) Asiya
Nov 8th 2013
Maryam Oh these girls are you and khadijah. you guys are so so so cute. Maryam
Nov 7th 2013
Rafia THATZ SOOO SOOO CUTE .... MASHALLAH !!! u both r seriously darlings :)) Rafia
Oct 31st 2013
Asiya Well, you see, um, all my relatives are from around the world. And my maternals just HAPPEN to be from China, so, I'm like this. But its cute, dont you think??:) Asiya
Oct 30th 2013
Irum You both are sooo cute, Masha'ALLAH!! By the way, why do you guys look sooo Chinese-Looking??? Irum
Oct 30th 2013
Munkashay Oh you really look that JAPANESE...hehe. I am talkin bout ur profile pic. BTW nice jokes. Munkashay
Oct 30th 2013
Asiya Yes this is me and Deejah Asiya
Oct 27th 2013
eesha Is that u n Khadijah in ur profile ayesha? Eesha
Oct 25th 2013
Irum Sorry my acc is hacked. Em soo sorry, Ayesha!! Irum
Oct 23rd 2013
Irum Guyz, do u like my new profile picture?!!Who do u think is cuter? Me or Khadijah? (by the way, I'm on the right and Deejah is on the left):) :) :) Irum
Oct 23rd 2013
Asiya Sure Ayesha, I have LOTS of baby pictures of me and Khadijah. I'll pick out the CUTEST one!! Asiya
Oct 22nd 2013
Irum Ayesha , can u please upload pictures of u and Khadijah? Because we wud love to know u more better!!!!I know that u wear Abaya, but you can upload baby pictures of urs!!! Irum
Oct 22nd 2013
Ayesha I love hotel Transylvania. why u are asking? Ayesha
Oct 20th 2013
Asiya I am the older twin, not Khadijah. And Hafsa, No, it is not my picture. It is an actress's pic, Jennifer Lawrence. Asiya
Oct 20th 2013
Mahnum Your jokes are really really aweeeeeeeesome Ayesha Mahnum
Oct 19th 2013
Laibah Hey! who loves hotel transylvania ?!?!!?!?!?!!? Laibah
Oct 19th 2013
Oct 18th 2013
HAFSA Right fatima and ayesha imran is this really you????in your proffillee picture Hafsa
Oct 16th 2013
nazish Hey ayesha very owsm n hilarious jokes.just love it.n plzzzzzzzzz add me as a friend.n also bakra eid mubarak. Nazish
Oct 16th 2013
Fatima Hi please add me. Nice jokes by the way . Fatima
Oct 14th 2013
Asiya Thank you, Hafsa Asiya
Oct 9th 2013
HAFSA I mean ayesha imran not my cousin ayesha!\ Hafsa
Oct 8th 2013
Nimra Oohh gudd.. :)) Nimra
Oct 8th 2013
HAFSA Good ayesha !and ayesha i can see from your comments that you are a very sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet girll!:) Hafsa
Oct 8th 2013
Asiya Thank you, Rafia!!!@hafsa yes it is very very bad that ppl are using ur account:( @fatimah thank you. Asiya
Oct 8th 2013
Irum Ok I changed my password. Lets see Irum
Oct 8th 2013
Affan Ayesha, maybe change your password a little harder but if it is hard do it much harder and write it somewhere.. Affan
Oct 7th 2013
fatimah Hahahahhahahahaha.....rly great jokes Ayesha... Fatimah
Oct 7th 2013
Oct 7th 2013
Rafia AYESHA u are really a kind-hearted girl .... its proved by ur comments dear!!! :)) Rafia
Oct 7th 2013
Asiya @nimra Everything is just going on.....@hafsa Yes you are right about the Abaya!!! I love America. You can talk to my twin. she is on my friends list...@ayesha Its okay. Hackers do this kind of thing to make u feel bad!!! Asiya
Oct 7th 2013
Irum That was someone else trying to impersonate Ayesha Imran, whoever she is.. Sorry Ayesha, my acc is hacked Irum
Oct 6th 2013
Irum I'm soooo srry, guyz. That wasnt my comment. Someones using my account..... Irum
Oct 6th 2013
Irum Yes, hafsa, Americas very awesome. I've lived in it for all my life. I'm comin to Karachi on 10th October along with my twinny and family. Its gonna be awesome!!! Youre a nice person hafsa!! Irum
Oct 6th 2013
Irum Well, everythings just the same.And I've got a great news. Its a surprise. I'm coming to Karachi with my family!!I'm very excited. we'll arrive at 10th october.... Irum
Oct 6th 2013
HAFSA Wonderful jokes,ayesha.i accepted youe friend request also at vshine. and SARAH you are saying very wrong about not wearing an abaya if you are big,ayesha is really veryyyyyyyyyyy right.and ayesha do you like america? Hafsa
Oct 6th 2013
eesha Hahahahahah very nyc jokes :))))))))))))))) Eesha
Oct 5th 2013
Nimra U welcum dear.. :)) well wtz going on these days?? Nimra
Oct 5th 2013
Asiya Thanks everyone!! Asiya
Oct 5th 2013
Asiya Listen, SARAh, when girls grow up, its FARD to wear an ABAYA, that is, A different piece of clothing which is on their own clothes, so dont try to even think about not wearing abaya, if ure grwn up and all that!! Asiya
Oct 5th 2013
sofia Coool one very funny one too keep it up this way hahahahahahahahahaahahha Sofia
Oct 5th 2013
Gul Noor Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gul Noor
Oct 5th 2013
sarah Hillarious jokes and a piece of advice ayesha there is no need for a Muslim woman to wear abaya untill her clothes are not sticking to the skin and showing her body so just stick with a head scarf and wear respectable clothes. Sarah
Oct 4th 2013
Laibah Haha nyc jokes Laibah
Oct 4th 2013
Nimra Hehe.. gudd one dear.. :P :)) keep it up..!!!! Nimra
Oct 4th 2013
Rafia Hey Ayesha ..... thatz gr8 ... nd i loved ur pic :)))) Rafia
Oct 4th 2013
Asiya No no!! Not that Fatimah. Its another Fatimah Imran whos my older sister but not on VShine!! Fatimah Latifs just my frnd Asiya
Oct 4th 2013
Arooba The jokes are good ayesha fatimah latif is really your sister? Arooba
Oct 3rd 2013
Asiya I am Ayesha Imran my twin sister is Khadijah, whose pet name is Deejah!! I was born on 14th January 2000.I live in USA, North America, California and study in Julia Morgan School . I am in the 8th Grade. I study in Julia Morgan school. me and my sis both ABSOLUTELY LOVE books. My mother literally snatches books from us at 2 00 in the night. He he :P I sometimes trick ppl who bug us.Sooo much fun. We like the movie Parent Trap!!!! My favourite book is Hunger Games!!And my mom and dad are doctors. Like, everyone is our family is a doc... We are actually Pakistani but shifted to USA. And we're proud to ba Muslim Girls!!! We wear Abaya when going outand a headscarf. I have an older sister, Fatimah Baji, whos 16 yrs old. I am more closer to Fatimah Baji. And you know what? I'm gonna go to high skul next yr, which we're sooo excited about...... I am the older twin by three minutes!Have a good day , and thanks for visiting my joke!! Asiya
Oct 3rd 2013

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