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Saniyah Mansoor
Saniyah Mansoor
Funny Jokes
Published On Sep 24th 2013
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Why did the water level increase in the fish tank after one fish died?
 Answer: because all other fish cried for his death.
There were 45 penguins on a large ice block. One jumped in water and swam away. How many were left?
Answer: none! Because they were all copy cats!
How do you make and elephant climb a tree?
Answer: you put the seed in the soil and make an elephant sit on it till it grows!
Boy: mother! I am homesick
Teacher: how can be 3+4 nine?
Boys: it can happen by mistake!
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Comments 6
zahra Uh..... Zahra
Jun 18th 2015
saniyah Oh hi who are you Saniyah
Nov 29th 2013
Areefa Good Areefa
Sep 28th 2013
Anam Great onnes Anam
Sep 26th 2013
Laibah Um nyc ones???? Laibah
Sep 25th 2013
Rafia Hahahah!!!!! loved them all :) Rafia
Sep 25th 2013

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