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Aliya Imran
Aliya Imran
Julia Morgan School
Published On Sep 24th 2013
Total Comments : 44
Total Views :  1048
14 People Like this!


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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Comments 44
Dec 17th 2015
Nimra Hello khadijah and ayesha how r u? ! :O :) :D longg timee no tlkkk..!! :o :/ tell me sumthng abt ur school , friends and abt ur familyy..!! :D ;) :) Nimra
Aug 22nd 2014
Arooba Khadijah why not ?you can call me rooby haha Arooba
Mar 24th 2014
Shumaim Khadijah! Tell the truth, Okay? Those are not ur twin bros in ur DP, and those are not u and Ayesha in Ayesha's DP. I copied the image URL and found the website from where these pics have been taken, Ayesha's DP has been taken from "Istockphoto" and ur one is from another I can't tell, tell the truth, these are fake photos right? Shumaim
Jan 9th 2014
Irum Sorry guyz that isnt my comment. Its hacked Irum
Dec 23rd 2013
Irum We arrived 2day on karachi this morning at 12. We're staying at Marriott Hotel. I got jet lag. It's so annoying, right?? Irum
Dec 22nd 2013
Asiya Thank you so much, Samia, you are very nice!!:) Asiya
Dec 5th 2013
Samia It's okay hota hay we r u true friends u r so nice to us so ofcorse we will forgive Samia
Dec 3rd 2013
Asiya To all u Vshine frnds out there I want to confess something!! You guyz know that Picture of 2 chinese girls I uploaded and Then I said it was me and Deejah? Well, those girls weren't us. They were just unknown girls from the Net. I lied because when Ayesha Lakho asked to upload a picture of mine and Dejeah's pictures, My mom didn't allow me to do that, so I uploaded A fake picture of 2 Chinese girls from the Net. My new profile picture is of the REAL me and Deejah. To my Vshine friends, I hope you willl 4give me for lying:) Asiya
Dec 3rd 2013
Samia Good 1 Samia
Dec 2nd 2013
Asiya Yes, they're Hasan and Essa! Asiya
Nov 25th 2013
Munkashay Your bros are there in your DP, right? Munkashay
Nov 23rd 2013
Asiya Yes everyone says that:) Asiya
Nov 23rd 2013
fatimah Hahahahahhahahaa, well ur right but believe me u guyz will miss these moments when they grow up, so make the most of the time......n rly beautiful names u choose, MashAllah!!!!............ Fatimah
Nov 20th 2013
Asiya I'll be sure to do that, Fatimah.... But, with the cute part, comes responsibility. Me and Khadijah are always running around the house. My mom's always saying, "Khadijah, get me the diapers" or"Ayesha take hold of Essa while I clean himm". We have to change their diapers too(yucky but we have too) !!:) Asiya
Nov 14th 2013
Asiya I've named one of the twins Hasan and deejah has named the other one Essa... I am soooo happy, but my dad's the happiest.. I mean, he finally has sons!! And he has two, instead of one!! deejah, you arent etting jealous of Essa , are u?? I know u are!!! Asiya
Nov 12th 2013
fatimah OMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! they r sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuties, plz plz give them each a huge from me <3 wat r their names? Fatimah
Nov 11th 2013
aliya Hy guyzz. Today my twin baby brothers were born..Seriously, they are shoooooo cute, I wish I could just pinch their cheeks!!! Aliya
Nov 8th 2013
Asiya Masha'ALLAH, this morning Allah(SWT) blessed me with twin baby brothers.... Alhamdulillah! Asiya
Nov 8th 2013
Irum Sorrry gyz my acc is hacked! Irum
Oct 23rd 2013
Irum Guyz, do u like my new profile picture?!!Who do u think is cuter? Me or Khadijah? (by the way, I'm on the right and Deejah is on the left):) :) :) Irum
Oct 23rd 2013
Asiya No this is an actresses pic, Jennifer Lawrence Asiya
Oct 20th 2013
HAFSA Good joke. and twiinnnies were you actually bow and arrowing? and is this your real picture? Hafsa
Oct 16th 2013
aliya Thank you, fatimahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aliya
Oct 8th 2013
Asiya Keep it up, Deejah... I see youre getting very famous her on VShine!! Asiya
Oct 8th 2013
fatimah This joke made ma day!!!!!!! Fatimah
Oct 7th 2013
aliya No prob, Rooby!!(can I call u that?) Aliya
Oct 4th 2013
Arooba Thanks for accepting my request khadija Arooba
Oct 3rd 2013
Asiya Hello, I am Ayesha! Actually, Khadijah likes to see movies of the books, not READ them and I love to read them. She says reading is a waste of time when we can watch it in 2 hours or so.... Well, everyone has different views, even twins sometimes. Guyz, check my page out, it has a new joke on it Asiya
Oct 3rd 2013
Nimra Oohhh well by which name ayesha has her account?? well tell her to send me a request.. :)) Nimra
Oct 2nd 2013
Rafia Khadijah ..... Ayesha don't use vshine???? Rafia
Oct 2nd 2013
aliya I'm in 8th and in Julia Morgan school. So is Ayesha Aliya
Sep 29th 2013
aliya Now its only mine(khadijahs) account . It was both mine and Ayeshas account bfore but nt now. ayesha has a different account Aliya
Sep 29th 2013
Nimra Gudd.. :P in which class u both read and in which skul? :) Nimra
Sep 28th 2013
aliya Ok ok Nimra and Arooba, we'll acccept ur request. We're thinking of making different accounts, One of mine, and one of Khadijah!! Aliya
Sep 28th 2013
Nimra Hahaha lolxx ayesha & khadijah well nice 2 meet u both em nimra a new cummer for u both twins ut em old here.. :)) Nimra
Sep 27th 2013
Sep 27th 2013
Arooba GOOD 1 Arooba
Sep 27th 2013
aliya Its really very funny guys, we know! Thanxxxxx Aliya
Sep 27th 2013
Gul Noor Haha!!!! Gul Noor
Sep 26th 2013
Maryam Good 1 Maryam
Sep 26th 2013
Zainab Hehehehe Zainab
Sep 26th 2013
Laibah Hehehehhahahhaha Laibah
Sep 25th 2013
Rafia Gr8!!!! :) Rafia
Sep 25th 2013

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