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Bint Waseem Mughal
Bint Waseem Mughal
Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Arab Pak Sch Abu Dhabi
Is Anybody.
Published On Mar 12th 2011
Total Comments : 41
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Once upon a time there were four friends who lived together in a house. Their names were EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, and NOBODY. A friend went to their house & knocked on door......
FRIEND: Hello! is anybody at home?
SOMEBODY: NO! he's out.
FRIEND:BUT i can hear a voice. i think somebody is in.
SOMEBODY:U R right. in fact u r talking to Somebody.
FRIEND:But u said that nobody is in.
SOMEBODY:True. Nobody is in.
FRIEND:REally! so is everybody at home?
SOMEBODY:No! Actually Every body is out.
FRIEND:BUT I WANT to speak to somebody!
SOMEBODY: U r speaking to Somebody. but u can't speak to Everybody because Everybody is out!

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Comments 41
Zainab HahhA. LOLLLL............ VERY FUNNY................ AHA Zainab
Feb 28th 2018
irhum I didnt understant soooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyy zuha Irhum
Dec 21st 2014
Gul Noor BBOOOOORRRIINNGGG!!!!if i knew any better i wud NEVER hav read this i wud rather eat a ROTTEN apple. Bp hate 't!!! Gul Noor
Nov 4th 2013
Gullasht Its such a fabulus and crazy joke Gullasht
Apr 12th 2013
Bint waseem I am f9 .... h r u???..studies r fit... Bint Waseem
Aug 21st 2012
Aisha Hey Bint Waseem How r u...And how r ur studies going.... Aisha
Aug 14th 2012
Saba :):):):):):):):) Saba
Aug 12th 2012
Bint waseem Thnx raniah!!!!!!!! Bint Waseem
Aug 7th 2012
Raniah Hahahaha! cool joke! :) . . . . . ITS REALLY VERY FUNNY :) Raniah
Jul 25th 2012
Bint waseem @ sumiya i didnt said that the joke is made by me....i only share it wd every1......n i think that the jokes which r posted here rn't made by every1 by themselves except some.....otherwise i'll write next time......(em not sayin angrily) Bint Waseem
Nov 17th 2011
Ayeza It's funny but sry to say that i have read it before in the oxford book[class 4th]!!!n i think if u copy some material frm any book or magazine u should mention the name of it!!![plz don't mind] Ayeza
Nov 15th 2011
Bint waseem Thanks menahil yamna and amira! Bint Waseem
Sep 24th 2011
Disenchanted. Very funny ha ha ha ha Disenchanted.
Sep 17th 2011
yamna Nyc.......................... Yamna
Sep 12th 2011
Menahil Cool Menahil
Apr 23rd 2011
Minhil Bint Waseem plz plz answer me on my poem ''How Do You Know'' plz.......... Minhil
Mar 31st 2011
Aleena Yeah I have seen your story. And I think that your other poems have not been approved because my 1 story and 1 poem is also not approved! I think they don't approve our all writings! Aleena
Mar 22nd 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha my one peom is approved Rockingurl Mina
Mar 22nd 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA And they have approved my one peom u can see in peoms Rockingurl Mina
Mar 22nd 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Aleena can u expalin me again i didnt understand plz Rockingurl Mina
Mar 22nd 2011
Aleena Hey Mina! Through comment ask Vshine that when will they approve your poems then they will post your comment by giving its answer! You can see and understand by reading comments of poem "invisible" in my page , poems. thanks! Aleena
Mar 21st 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha i have written a long story in ur peom plz read it Rockingurl Mina
Mar 21st 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Wht the hell ur asking i have questioned u Rockingurl Mina
Mar 21st 2011
Bint waseem When u send ur poems? Bint Waseem
Mar 21st 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha i have send three poems for approvel but there is no respond wht the hell is this how u r sending ur all jokes and bla bla and mr. shine is approving can u ask him plz Rockingurl Mina
Mar 20th 2011
Bint waseem Minahil u didnt comment on my poems(kingdom of heaven,echoes of time,oh maths,independence day) in poems.........?????????????!!!!!!!!! Bint Waseem
Mar 20th 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA I have asked u when ull come u have written oks Rockingurl Mina
Mar 19th 2011
Bint waseem Thanks aleena,zernab and wajiha 4 commenting:) Bint Waseem
Mar 19th 2011
Bint waseem Oks. Bint Waseem
Mar 19th 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha when u will come to my plc means my home plz tell me plz i cant w8 Rockingurl Mina
Mar 19th 2011
Bint waseem I know mina. Bint Waseem
Mar 18th 2011
Bint waseem Dear Zernab, yes we can be frnds. Bint Waseem
Mar 17th 2011
Wajiha It's an old joke of the century but i love the fact that it stays funny nomatter how many times u read it! Wajiha
Mar 17th 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha dont be confused i have changed my name on vshine new name is rockingurl mina but dont be confused i m still minahil Rockingurl Mina
Mar 17th 2011
Zernab Nice Bint Waseem!!!!!! God has given you many abilities!!!!!!!!! Can we be friends???? Zernab
Mar 16th 2011
Bint waseem Thanks liba! Bint Waseem
Mar 16th 2011
Bint waseem Everyone plz comment on this. Bint Waseem
Mar 15th 2011
Aleena Really very funny.........! Aleena
Mar 15th 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha i didnt understand that mail which u have sent me like u have written all the alphabets in abc................ so can u tell me whts that Rockingurl Mina
Mar 15th 2011
Bint waseem Read it again by keeping this in mind dat ''in the conversation b/w frnd and somebody the names wd bigger letters are person and wd small is only a thing..............just like 'in third line of conversation there is written somebody which means a casual thing but in 4th line it is written Somebody which means a person''...........observe the difference........hope u will understand........answer me. Bint Waseem
Mar 14th 2011
rOcKiNgUrL mInA Zuha i didnt understand it otherwise nyc try Rockingurl Mina
Mar 13th 2011

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