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Abdullah Ayub
Abdullah Ayub
Air Foundation School System
Published On Jun 22nd 2013
Total Comments : 42
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Sam's glasses broke. He went to the opticians and said:' Put in it the lens from which I can see everything clearly'. This was the 5th time. The optician became angry and put the lens of binoculars in it. Next day Sam came. He was happy. Everything was clear. Then he went to the fruit seller pointing at the grapes, he said:
"How many are these Balloons?"

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Comments 42
Saqifa Nice! Saqifa
Nov 5th 2015
KHAN Good jok Khan
Jan 14th 2014
Rafia Sometimes i hate it nd sometimes Like it but never loved..... just i loved when my grade 7 started .... at that time it WAS good but now ........... PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nd do u like urdu nd english?????? i love them!!!!! :) Rafia
Sep 1st 2013
Emel Well!I also sits at the back and chat alot but not in maths period because the maths teacher is very STRICT!!!!So u like SCIENCE wese same here par i hate MATHS alot!!!!Do u also hate MATHS????? Must answere me QUICK! Emel
Aug 25th 2013
Rafia :D :D :D ........... Emel dear well i am ...... coz there r morely period of science ..... nd i loveeee it coz i wanna b doctor one day INSHALLAH :) but if any period gets bored so me nd my frnds group ..... we all go nd sits at the last desk!!!!!!! there we talk alotttt :p nd how r u enjoying???? Rafia
Aug 23rd 2013
Emel Are u really ENJOING rafia??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMEON Dont Lie!!!!!:) Emel
Aug 23rd 2013
Rafia Mine r opened yar ....... em enjoying :) Rafia
Aug 21st 2013
Emel Bas kuch nahi yar kal se school khul rahe hen or mera home work rehta he !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumhare school kab se khul rahe he? Emel
Aug 18th 2013
Rafia :) aur sunao emel kia ho raha hai ajkal?????????????? :) Rizwan bhai se fight k ilawa!!!!!!!! :p Rafia
Aug 17th 2013
Emel Wah rafia wah!!!!!!!! Emel
Aug 16th 2013
Rafia Haan na!!!!!!!!! aese wese main ne to cricket hi un se khelna seekha hai :) Rafia
Aug 15th 2013
Emel Hahahahaha me to bachpan se tumhen crickter hafeez ke sath dekhti ai hun!!!!!!!! Bari freind ship he!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Aug 14th 2013
Rafia Ooh!!!!!!!! wese in this pic u see.......... it's me :) woh darasal main Muhammad Hafeez k saath khelti bari hui hoon :) ab dono main se tum mujhe koi bhi smajh lo :) tum sunao apne childhood k waaqiat :) Rafia
Aug 14th 2013
Emel Hahahaha its not me yar!!!!!! Emel
Aug 13th 2013
Rafia Emel dear.......... do u really think???????? :) my frnd I don't upload my pictures............. wese is it u in ur pic :p Rafia
Aug 12th 2013
Emel Thanks!Rafia is that u on ur profile pic??????????? Emel
Aug 11th 2013
Rafia JazakAllah my frnd................. Eid mubarak 2 u too nd same 2 all :) Rafia
Aug 11th 2013
Emel Eid mubarak rafia and all others Emel
Aug 10th 2013
Rafia Ur welcome with open heart dear............!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Rafia
Aug 9th 2013
Emel Thanks Rafia! Emel
Aug 8th 2013
Rafia U r really sweet :) Rafia
Aug 8th 2013
Emel U r Welcome Rafia! Emel
Aug 7th 2013
Rafia Thnxxx Emel :) Rafia
Aug 2nd 2013
Bushra Nice joke Bushra
Jul 29th 2013
Rafia Welcome :) Rafia
Jul 28th 2013
Emel Sorry Bushra i understand! Emel
Jul 28th 2013
Emel Its ok Rafia i didnt mind yar! Emel
Jul 27th 2013
Bushra Hafeez Thnx rafia nd marwa 4 agreeing wi8 me guyzzzzzzz Bushra Hafeez
Jul 25th 2013
Rafia Oh!!! I'm sorry Emel i wrote eMAEL................. don't think anything bad of me!!!!! i really didn't meant to make ur name bad:( sorry my frnd... Rafia
Jul 22nd 2013
Rafia Yup..... Bushra is right!!!!!!!!!!! don't discourage dear Emael........( this was really disappointing ) ..... don't think anyone has cheated but be thankful that he/she have shared............... the person will feel nice....... and u will too!!!!!!:) Rafia
Jul 20th 2013
Marwa Heheheheheeh very funny and i totally agree with bushra. @Emel ur so mean Marwa
Jul 18th 2013
eesha 100% agreed with Bushra!!!!!!!!!!!! Eesha
Jul 11th 2013
Bushra Hafeez Uffffffffff......EMEL.....u guyz always discourage...... 1 thng iz there th8 if sm0ne wants 2 share sth wth us tht doesnt mean that he/she is cheating. i thought th8 u also think +ve but you toooooo think lik th8 :((( :(( (& em soorrry if u mind) Bushra Hafeez
Jul 10th 2013
Emel I have read this joke million times.cheaterssssssssssssssssss Emel
Jul 2nd 2013
Minahil GGOOd Minahil
Jun 25th 2013
Zuhaa Nice1 Zuhaa
Jun 25th 2013
eesha Hahahahahahahahahaha allllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Eesha
Jun 24th 2013
Ahmed Funny Ahmed
Jun 23rd 2013
selina Good Selina
Jun 23rd 2013
rabia Fuuny zabardast Rabia
Jun 22nd 2013
Khadijah NiCe Khadijah
Jun 22nd 2013
Laibah Hehehe thats very funny ! Laibah
Jun 22nd 2013

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