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Sarah Waqar
Sarah Waqar
Army Public School And College Westrisge 3 Rawalpindi
Mouse
Published On Jun 22nd 2013
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?

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Comments 28
Gullasht Good yar Gullasht
Dec 17th 2013
 
 
Emel 14 august mubarak ho! LOVE U PAKISTAN AND HATE U INDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Aug 13th 2013
 
 
Emel Eid mubarak Emel
Aug 10th 2013
 
 
Emel Good! Emel
Aug 8th 2013
 
 
princess Little funny Princess
Aug 4th 2013
 
 
aysha Hi accept my request Aysha
Aug 3rd 2013
 
 
Areeba LOL REALLY FUNNY :P Areeba
Aug 2nd 2013
 
 
Aneesa very funny .! Aneesa
Jul 30th 2013
 
 
Hoora Nazish accept my rqst plzz and plz send me rqst ill accept Hoora
Jul 29th 2013
 
 
Laibah Bushra i was just trying to make it sound even more funny !!!!!!!!!! Laibah
Jul 29th 2013
 
 
Bushra Sarah sooo goooood and 4 Laiba it was not a riddle that you answered it Bushra
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
Bushra I can't tell!!!!!!!!!!! It is funny and alittle silly, please don't mind that I said it is silly. It is just 50 50 Bushra
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
FIZZA hahaha! she dose not have anything to kill a mouse!!!!!veryyyyyyy funny!!!I like this joke.Nice. Fizza
Jul 22nd 2013
 
 
Areeba Awesome and please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please accept my friend request!!!!!!! Areeba
Jul 20th 2013
 
 
Hiba Nyc and please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please accept my friend request Hiba
Jul 20th 2013
 
 
Rafia Very gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood............:D Rafia
Jul 20th 2013
 
 
rabia Niceeeeeeeeeee Rabia
Jul 14th 2013
 
 
Marwa Funny :) Marwa
Jul 7th 2013
 
 
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Jul 7th 2013
 
 
gulrukh FUNNY Gulrukh
Jul 5th 2013
 
 
Emel LAIBA IS RITE Emel
Jul 2nd 2013
 
 
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Jun 29th 2013
 
 
Irum Long and funny joke!! LOllzzzz Irum
Jun 27th 2013
 
 
nazish Very funny.like it.plzz everyone send me friendship request.i accept all friendship requests. Nazish
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
Zuhaa Funny Zuhaa
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
Ifrah  (manooo) That's nice:) Ifrah (manooo)
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rabia Nice Rabia
Jun 22nd 2013
 
 
Laibah The mouse must be dead !!!!!! Laibah
Jun 22nd 2013
 
 

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