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Rabia Shahid
Rabia Shahid
Pakistan Int School
Funny Jokes
Published On Jun 3rd 2013
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
 
Question from A Student
If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All the Subjects,
Then, How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects?
 
Teacher to Student: "Can you define who is a Lecturer?
Student: A Lecturer is a Person who has a Bad Habit of Speaking when someone is Sleeping...
 
Top Answers of Teachers
If They Don't Know The Answers:
  • I Think The Question Is Wrong...
  • I Will Tell You Tomorrow...
  • Don't Ask Foolish Questions...
  • You Will Study This In The Next Class...
And The Most important One Is:
  • Nice Question, Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer..
thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Comments 155
Areeba HaHa! funny ! good! Areeba
May 14th 2016
 
 
Soha Great <3 Soha
Aug 11th 2014
 
 
Soha Great <3 Soha
Aug 11th 2014
 
 
Rabia I like the last one!:-D ♡ Rabia
Jun 30th 2014
 
 
rabia Dear raveeha it doesnt seem that i hate teacher its not a reality its a joke Rabia
Jun 15th 2014
 
 
raveeha U seem to HATE teachers Raveeha
May 16th 2014
 
 
 Shiza Too much funny!!! Shiza
May 14th 2014
 
 
rabia Larake apne pg pe larai karo Rabia
Mar 27th 2014
 
 
Ebad Larai nahi ho rahi intezar hai larai ka THE BEST FIGHTERS, Rabia,Rafia,Rizwan,Rumaisa,Gullasht baba,Rabia santa wali,Khoula,Irfan and lujain monkey.... are pretty awesome for fight...!!!! Ebad
Feb 15th 2014
 
 
Hadia Nice i like it..................................... Hadia
Jan 7th 2014
 
 
rabia Its ok laibah Rabia
Dec 16th 2013
 
 
Samia TRUE AND GOOD! Samia
Nov 30th 2013
 
 
Laibah Im sorry rabia. when i was new on vshine, then i was quite harsh. but still, they were funny!!!!!!!! Laibah
Nov 21st 2013
 
 
rabia Thax Rabia
Oct 20th 2013
 
 
Ajwa So so so so funnnnyyyy !!!!!!! last one is totally truuuuuuu !!!!!!! hahahahahaha !!!!!!! im rolling on the floor !!!!!! heheheheee !!!!!!! Ajwa
Oct 20th 2013
 
 
Wafa Nice joke keep it up Wafa
Oct 13th 2013
 
 
rabia Ya larai bohat jaldi khatam ho gai Rabia
Oct 7th 2013
 
 
Amna Hello! accept my request plz! Amna
Oct 5th 2013
 
 
fatimah WTH is WRONG with ya ppl....the way u act makes me think its already the end of the world!! :P Fatimah
Sep 17th 2013
 
 
areej Yar rabia i am mising u too much Areej
Sep 4th 2013
 
 
Abir Awesome Abir
Sep 2nd 2013
 
 
Rafia Ebad larakon wali harqat to tum karte ho ....... Rafia
Sep 1st 2013
 
 
Ebad Hey EESHA larakoo,yahan pe bhi.........!!!!!!! Ebad
Aug 24th 2013
 
 
rizwan Ebad you are exteremly true here!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 23rd 2013
 
 
eesha Woooowwwwwww such an interesting filmy fight...bt sadly the fights over :( Eesha
Aug 23rd 2013
 
 
Ebad EMEL tumhare tasweer dekh kr to tabdeeli ki nahi takhrebi ka aghaz hota hai....!!!!! Ebad
Aug 23rd 2013
 
 
Emel Ok!!!!:) Emel
Aug 23rd 2013
 
 
Ayesha VERY GOOD I LIKE :) :) Ayesha
Aug 22nd 2013
 
 
Rafia No need of thnx yar :))))))) Rafia
Aug 21st 2013
 
 
Emel Thanks Rafia! Emel
Aug 20th 2013
 
 
Rafia I agree with u emel :) Rafia
Aug 19th 2013
 
 
Emel Nice profile pic Rabia!Good! Emel
Aug 18th 2013
 
 
Rafia Rizwan bhai .............main ne "dil chah raha tha"yeh to suna hai but yeh "dil chch" kia hota hai??????? :):):):) Rafia
Aug 17th 2013
 
 
Rafia RIZWAN BHAI ......... i was just joking ......... it seriously didn't hurted .......... ap mujhe aise comments send kr lia karein but don't say emel like that :) JAZAK ALLAH :) Rafia
Aug 17th 2013
 
 
rizwan Dil chch rha tha likhnai ka iss lie likh dia................Ab iss sai tmhara dill dukha to mai kia krun, tmhara dill hi aesa hai...:) Rizwan
Aug 17th 2013
 
 
rabia Its ok rafia Rabia
Aug 17th 2013
 
 
Rafia Sorry Rabia ........... ap k page pr hum ne buhat jhagra kiya ...... but actually it was "tafreeh " sorry again :) Rafia
Aug 16th 2013
 
 
Rafia Rizwan bhai .......... u really hurted me !!!!!!!!!!! kinda bad :( nd rude too ........ maine is tarah kab ap ka dil dukhaya???????? ap ne aisa kiyoun likha??????????????? agar ap ko meray koi comments buray lagay to bata dein ...... EXTREMELY SORRY !!!! Rafia
Aug 16th 2013
 
 
Rafia Api...............ap theek keh rahein hain..................in ki yeh age nahi ho sakti........JHOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hmmmmmm........ Rafia
Aug 16th 2013
 
 
rabia Yar mere he page pe larai karna zaroori hey or mr irfan rizwan emel ne mujh se bath ki thi to tum log ku comment bhej rhe ho ajeeb ho tum log Rabia
Aug 16th 2013
 
 
rabia Yar mere he page pe larai karna zaroori hey or mr irfan rizwan emel ne mujh se bath ki thi to tum log ku comment bhej rhe ho ajeeb ho tum log Rabia
Aug 16th 2013
 
 
rizwan EMel....................I think you have a dangerous problem.......................Aur RFIA CHAPLOOS!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 15th 2013
 
 
rabia RIZWAN BHAI KITNA JHOOT BOLTAY HAIN .........TOBA TOBA....IS UMER MEIN ALLAH ALLAH KIA KAREIN...................... MOHAMMAD HAFEEZ KAY SATH BACHPAN MEIN KHELTAY THAY AUR 15 YEARS KAY HAIN ................APP KO TO 30'S MEIN HONA CHAHIYE THA .............CHALEIN APNI ASALI AGE BATAIN...........CHALEIN SHABASH...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rabia
Aug 15th 2013
 
 
Rafia :) emel tumhari sachi batoon ki wajah hai k tum meri buhat achi dost ho :) Rafia
Aug 15th 2013
 
 
Emel HAHAHAHAHA sahi kaha rafia dono bhai kafi fazool comments dete hen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Aug 14th 2013
 
 
Rafia Main ne to comments dekh kr he pata kr liya tha...............!!!!!!!!!!! Rafia
Aug 14th 2013
 
 
rizwan Yes...........!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 13th 2013
 
 
Rafia Rizwan Bhai kya "Irfan Ul Haq" ap k bhai hain????????? Rafia
Aug 13th 2013
 
 
Rafia Oo0000h!!!!!!!! phir to ap buhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat barein hai!!!!!!!!!!!! :) thnx for replying...... Emel ap bhi age bata do!!!! :) Rafia
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
irfan Emel say baat karo nahi to bhi badtameezi karay gi.....no adequates of talking with elders!!!!!!!! Irfan
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
rizwan I am of 15 yrs!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
Rafia Rabia api........ is it u in ur dp??????????????????? :) Rafia
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
princess Pretty funny Princess
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
Rafia Mmmm........ what's ur age Rizwan????????? nd what's ur Emel???????? :) Rafia
Aug 12th 2013
 
 
rizwan You stay in your limits.............barron se baat karne ki tamez nahi hai.....!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 11th 2013
 
 
Rafia Eid mubarak 2 u too and all others................!!!!!!!!!! :) Rafia
Aug 11th 2013
 
 
Emel Just shut up mister irfan and rizwan stay in your limits and eid mubarak to rafia and all the others!!!!! Emel
Aug 10th 2013
 
 
Rafia I think that's it!!!!!!!!!!! don't hurt her again and again....... em extremely sorry if u minded!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Rafia
Aug 9th 2013
 
 
Rafia Ap ko bhi Eid buhat mubarak ho :) nd Emel dear ... that was my pleasure.... u r my frnd yaar :) Rafia
Aug 9th 2013
 
 
rizwan Irfan is 100% true!!!!! Emel do not have addecates...!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 9th 2013
 
 
irfan Ibad has right to say that bcz emel use rude language against him every where............ Eid Mubarak to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-) Irfan
Aug 8th 2013
 
 
Emel Thank you very much Rafia and Rabia thanks a lot yar and u just shut up mister ibad please do not create mess here on v shine!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont show every one your STUPIDITY!!!!!! And once again thank u very very much Rafia and Rabia Thanks a lot friends!!!! Emel
Aug 8th 2013
 
 
Rafia That's kinda rude........... she didn't talked to u Ebad!!!! plz don't say any of my frnd like this ....... Rafia
Aug 7th 2013
 
 
rabia @Ebad....... Emel is not stupid..... nd don't say my frnd that EVER!!!!!! hope u got it!!!!....... Rabia
Aug 7th 2013
 
 
Ebad EMEL stupet and super idiot...!! Ebad
Aug 6th 2013
 
 
Emel Ok Rizwan! Emel
Aug 5th 2013
 
 
Rafia Friends, why do you all fight???????? Emel dear, they firstly stopped fighting.................... don't start it again my frnd:) well good work Rabia.....!!!!!!!!:) Rafia
Aug 4th 2013
 
 
rizwan OK.....................Now stop fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Aug 2nd 2013
 
 
Emel Actually mister Rizwan Fizza is my sister!And she is allowed to interfare! And dont say anything about my sister becoz i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Aug 1st 2013
 
 
rizwan Ms. fizza something is going on between me and Emel so why the hell you are interfering us....!!!!??? Rizwan
Jul 31st 2013
 
 
fizza I guess emel is right.. O.o and Mr Irfan , I guess you are arguing without any reason with her. So just stop interfering and something was going on between emel and rabia , so why the hell are you boys interfering..? Rizwan and irfan? Fizza
Jul 31st 2013
 
 
rizwan Emel you are "BATOONY SHETAAN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jul 28th 2013
 
 
Emel Mr Rizwan just SHUTUP! Emel
Jul 27th 2013
 
 
rizwan You are creating mess on Vshine and saying me to stay away from our problem...................what non sense Emel!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jul 27th 2013
 
 
Emel Dear Rabia dont mind but actually it dont looks good that some one is a muslim and still having a pic of a santa!It is not my problem but seriously it dont looks good!U should be proud to be a muslim!Once again saying yar DONT MIND and agar koi baat buri lagi to SORRY!And to irfan its OK!And mister Rizwan keep your nose out of our problem! Emel
Jul 25th 2013
 
 
irfan I didn't say these words to you, but to no one.... I only asked it to you that r u.............. sorry if you hurt from it!!! Irfan
Jul 25th 2013
 
 
rizwan What da hell...................what type of fighting started here.......????????????? Rizwan
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
rabia Emel whenn you say that its not irfan problem so why it is your problem to tell about my pic whats u r prob I post any pic Rabia
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
rabia Dear emel first u should not say that I m christian or my name pic lagane se kuch nahi hota and thats my problem not you never ask any one that they are hindo shia etc thats not god and irfan is right Rabia
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
Emel Good! Emel
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
Emel Mister Irfan its not your problem that whos profile picture i have!And i am having the profile picture of a great man and secondly i think u are a enemy of ISLAM i am not!I am proud to be a muslim and SHAME ON YOU thousands of times!SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
Emel Mister Irfan cantrol your self and speak with some manners its none of your problem that whos profile picture i select!And i have selected the profile picture of a great man!And i am not an enemy of Islam!I love Islam and i am proud to be a muslim!And SHAME on you! Emel
Jul 24th 2013
 
 
irfan Emel r u a bad, aimless, freemason follower, and an islam enemy..... so why have you put the picture of asad umer in pti support as your profile picture?!!!!!!! Irfan
Jul 23rd 2013
 
 
Emel Good!Are u a christian Rabia?If no then why is your profile picture of a santa?Please answere! Emel
Jul 22nd 2013
 
 
rabia Thanx marwa Rabia
Jul 11th 2013
 
 
Marwa What a lovely student i must say. A very nice ones Rabia Marwa
Jul 10th 2013
 
 
khadija Batamiz rabia kuch zada hi dost banana ata han i will see you later Khadija
Jul 6th 2013
 
 
Uswah Gr8 job rabia! but the thing is MY TEACHERS ARE THE BEST AND THE MOST FRANK TEACHERS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uswah
Jul 4th 2013
 
 
Emel Its toooooooooo good Emel
Jul 2nd 2013
 
 
Emel Amazinggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! Emel
Jul 2nd 2013
 
 
fatimah The last one is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo true. buddy u made me laughhhhhhh Fatimah
Jul 1st 2013
 
 
eesha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha :D Eesha
Jun 26th 2013
 
 
rabia A s r t y 1 23 the pas of that web got it Rabia
Jun 26th 2013
 
 
rizwan I know that in speaking Arabic we use same words for boys and girls but you are writing not speaking lujian...........!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
rabia Ok guys stop everyone is right lolo stk baby no prob ta i en bo are like this Rabia
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
lujain I do agree with u rizwan but when people learn new arabic so then they study this is for a girl of a boy andwhen they are use to then they use same words and there is a big difference in all arabics and i m sorry irfan i didnt understand that roman arabic and u r right Lujain
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
irfan Its not new Arabic its the old one and the actual....ok.!!!!!!!!! Irfan
Jun 25th 2013
 
 
rizwan Arabic of Saudi and the Arabic of Egypt have a lot differences.............!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
lujain Hey rizwan i m from egypt my mother tongue is arabic and u r urdu so better arabic i know ok and in fast arabic its same magnoon or magnoona we use same for boys and girls got it and irfan which new arabic u r using Lujain
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
rizwan Majnuna larki k lie hota hai Majnoon!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
irfan La takrar bainakum min alfazen ghaliza...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Irfan
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
rabia Rizwan thats not u r problem and its majnoona Rabia
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
lujain Hey rizwan thats not u r problem mind u r own buissnessssssss majnona Lujain
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
saad Very funny Saad
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
rizwan Ya Rabia wa lujian(monkey)antum majnunen...........Stop chatting........do chatting on mob or facebook!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
lujain Ya congrats i m 3rd come on i m not that ugly u think when u r going to pak wow i cant belive 9 girls went including that monkey how can be it possible hey ur mobile no is change Lujain
Jun 24th 2013
 
 
rabia Ya al waha is a tough school u are red rose come on stop joking with me dont make a fun of red rose u and a roseon mygod a big difference of ugliness and beautiful Rabia
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rabia Hey lolo baby what happend about the result i got 2nd position and i hope u 3rd wallah haza mukh mafi google ya atfaal ana moo majnoon ana amora Rabia
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
lujain Comon shutup thats not my pic ya haiwan i look like a rose red rose hey u know when i went to al waha to give admission it was really vry tgh bt i pas math 4 pgs Lujain
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
eesha Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jokes!!! Eesha
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
lujain Nice rab so intelligent han ya majnoon haza mukh wala google yalla gul Lujain
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rabia Hey lolo i remember and why did u post u face picture put the other one arent u going to egypt 123 was really crazy u remember what the word he said with starting sm do u know from our class 9 girls went to mall of arabia inclding that monkey shreen ..amna was telling me all the story Rabia
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
lujain Hi rab how r u how are u r holidays going remember the last day in school and we met 123 Lujain
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rabia Ebad apni baate apne moon me bund kar ke rakha karo Rabia
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
Ebad Ary mai pehle bhi keh chuka hun ke rabia ko choro Ebad
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rizwan Mai nai perh lie sare comments, tumhi nai shoro ki thi.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RABIA ROPE....... Rizwan
Jun 23rd 2013
 
 
rabia Rizwan pehle sare comments parlo or phir bolo no sense crazy Rabia
Jun 22nd 2013
 
 
rizwan Khudi nai shoro ki thi..!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 22nd 2013
 
 
rabia Hey guys stop fighting Rabia
Jun 22nd 2013
 
 
irfan If=agar is=hay but=laikin what=kia? Irfan
Jun 20th 2013
 
 
Ebad But=agar to what=kia!! :) Ebad
Jun 20th 2013
 
 
areej Rabia jokes bhat zabrdast han Areej
Jun 20th 2013
 
 
irfan Tell me but......What Irfan
Jun 19th 2013
 
 
Ebad But...WHAT!!!!! isbah Ebad
Jun 18th 2013
 
 
Ahmed Hey guys, I contacted vshine office as there are no stories and poems and other things at “MY Page” for a long time. The said that many stories and poems are in pending and would be published in two to three days. They also made me to write this comment on their behalf and said that please don’t send things twice or again and again. In this way things are piled up and approving becomes more difficult. Hope you all people would wait for some time. Ahmed
Jun 17th 2013
 
 
isbah Ebad u shud not be harsh..plz dont think i am interfering in ur and rabia's buisness but ........ Isbah
Jun 16th 2013
 
 
Hamza Waqas Good and intresting joke Hamza Waqas
Jun 16th 2013
 
 
Waqar Very very very funny Waqar
Jun 14th 2013
 
 
Ebad Waise bhi tumhara naam rabia rose nahi,rabia rope hai wo bhi jali hui!!!!!!! ;) Ebad
Jun 13th 2013
 
 
Ebad Han khud ko to parhna hai nahi bas doosron ko bolna hai,or han khud ho gaye hoge tum crazy...... Ebad
Jun 13th 2013
 
 
khadija Awsome they are really nice and also true Khadija
Jun 10th 2013
 
 
rizwan Tum konsa parho gi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizwan
Jun 10th 2013
 
 
rabia Ebad as u know on vshine everything come late so it will come no need to be funny or wese bhi jub wo aaiga to tum konsa parho ge crazy Rabia
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
rizwan HaHa Ebad wo kabhi nahi ae ga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Rizwan
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
Ebad Sab ko yahi likh kar behj dia ke awesome article aa raha hai......kahan hai wo article jiss ki itni tashheer di jaa rahi hai....... :( Ebad
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
rizwan Funny! Rizwan
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
Irum Lolx , so true.. Irum
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
Hiba Love it, really nice Hiba
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
rizwan Jokes are good. Rizwan
Jun 9th 2013
 
 
Amna Very nyc<3 Amna
Jun 8th 2013
 
 
tazeen Hahaha Tazeen
Jun 8th 2013
 
 
irfan My article is coming everyone should read it to have benefit. That will be awesome!!! Irfan
Jun 8th 2013
 
 
irfan Liar, irfan haven't send you any joke bcz you yourself is a joker...!!! Irfan
Jun 7th 2013
 
 
safia Hahahahahh.. Safia
Jun 7th 2013
 
 
rabia No only 2 are mine and the other are from my friends irfan Rabia
Jun 7th 2013
 
 
irfan Funny one...yar...Have you writted these jokes your own????? Irfan
Jun 7th 2013
 
 
rabia Laibah who r u if u dont like it so then do not comment tum her 1 ko yahi comment bhej ti ho Rabia
Jun 6th 2013
 
 
Mohammad Ha ha ha ha ................. very nice Mohammad
Jun 6th 2013
 
 
Laibah So NOT true !!!!!!!! Laibah
Jun 6th 2013
 
 
haniya Funny joke....keep it up Haniya
Jun 6th 2013
 
 
Izma Good Izma
Jun 5th 2013
 
 
selina Good 1 Selina
Jun 5th 2013
 
 
nazish Vry nyc.luv it.lol:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-). Nazish
Jun 5th 2013
 
 
rabia Its tooooooo funny keep it up Rabia
Jun 4th 2013
 
 
rabia Pls comment Rabia
Jun 3rd 2013
 
 

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