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Nazish Ilyas
Nazish Ilyas
Excellence Public School
Published On Jun 3rd 2013
Total Comments : 80
Total Views :  1240
19 People Like this!


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Uzair: i m sorry my son can't come 2 school.
Secretary: who is dis?
Uzair: dis is my papa.
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Comments 80
AISHA Seems good but i cant understand a little part of them and amna bokhari do you know nimra bokhari . And one more thing that where do you live in Qatar.i a lso live in Qatar thats why! Aisha
Apr 13th 2014
RAFIA The joke was fabolous Rafia
Mar 13th 2014
Arouba Its gud :) Arouba
Feb 10th 2014
Munkashay No problem. I am happy we are friends now! =D Munkashay
Dec 26th 2013
nazish Oh yeah n thnx 4 reminding me muhammad and yeah 4 sure v r friends munkashay dear,n sorry 4 my late response! Nazish
Dec 24th 2013
Muhammad Nazish? Maybe you forgot to answer Munkashay, sissy! Muhammad
Dec 23rd 2013
Sayed Mohammed Ur welcome :) Sayed Mohammed
Dec 19th 2013
nazish Thnx mohammed bro. Nazish
Dec 18th 2013
Sayed Mohammed Lol nice one :) Sayed Mohammed
Dec 17th 2013
fatimah Lolzzzzz.... Fatimah
Dec 16th 2013
Munkashay Okay guys shake hands, we are friends now. Yeah! Alright? Munkashay
Nov 22nd 2013
Khadija Cool dude!!!!!! Khadija
Nov 18th 2013
Shumaim Oh man, I have already said that I got it that there was no mistake of yours, that's why I said I got your point and you got mines too. Can we be friends now? Shumaim
Nov 15th 2013
nazish Even though i have not done any mistake. Nazish
Nov 15th 2013
nazish Wht was that u treating me like i have done a very big mistake and e.t.c.i dont know whts wrong with u.u always give me lectures n teach me i have told u many tyms that dont even dare to teach why r u teaching me n forcing me to accept my mistake han? Nazish
Nov 14th 2013
Shumaim Hmm, Now you understand, I didn't actually wanted to be rude, I just wanted you to see that it really hurts when a person behaves rudely with you without any reason, so I guess you got my point and I got yours too that you were just a bit angry, so I think we are friends now. What do you think? Shumaim
Nov 14th 2013
nazish Now u r being rude shumaim n dont dare 2 teach it.just mind your own business n i dont want any advice 4m u.i was nt being rude n still ur sis iz wrong.n dnt teach me abt being polite e.t.c Nazish
Nov 14th 2013
Shumaim Still SHE is not wrong, you r cz she only said that u should be polite WHICH YOU ARE NOT......I am no one to give you advice, I am sorry 4 giving you advice, just let me tell you a thing,"Fear from the day of judgement, just think for an answer which you will have to give when Allah will ask you why you were so rude with people who told you good things", that's all, I don't want to fight, now it is up to you, whether you be polite or rude as you are now, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, JUST LEAVE ME AND MY SISTER ALONE!! Shumaim
Nov 13th 2013
nazish I was nt rude shumaim i was only angry bt if it hurts u then m very really sorry. Nazish
Nov 13th 2013
Shumaim Secondly, I am almost like you (apart from your behavior toward me and my sis), I love singing and all the singers you mentioned (see my about me), I wanted to be your friend cz I like the people who are like me but your behavior was very rude. Shumaim
Nov 12th 2013
nazish She is your sister so wht shuld i do this not mean that whether ur sister is correct or not u shuld take her side. Nazish
Nov 12th 2013
Shumaim Munkashay is my sister,OKAY!! Shumaim
Nov 11th 2013
nazish Hey u shumaim i dont want any advice 4m u.n dont take munkashay's side understand?and mind ur own business i will do whatever i wanna do. Nazish
Nov 10th 2013
Shumaim Nazish...what is this...she didn't said anything much, just said that if u want good comment then be good with others too. Would you like it if everyone start sayin this is the worst joke(which actually it is not). Dear plz be a good friend and stop using rude language cz it will effect ur personality which is actually really kind and nice in reality. Isn't it Honey? Shumaim
Nov 6th 2013
nazish Hey munkashay for how many times should i have to say u that plzzzzzzzzz dont interfere in my maters n m also nt expecting nyc comments 4m u. Nazish
Oct 30th 2013
Munkashay Gud 1.... But if u want nyc comments on ur jokes, u shud do nyc on others, too. Munkashay
Oct 29th 2013
Khadija CREATIVITY SPARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Khadija
Oct 26th 2013
nazish Hey hey isha i have accepted your request now happy. Nazish
Oct 22nd 2013
Amna Like it . i commented now baby accept request! Amna
Oct 11th 2013
Amna Hey you luv pepsi then you are like me (same likes)! Amna
Oct 11th 2013
Rafia OFCOURSE !!!!!!! :):):) nd thnx as i didn't expected any positive comment frm a BOY!!!!!!! :) Rafia
Sep 5th 2013
Asrar Yup!! u r correct :) Asrar
Sep 4th 2013
Rafia Yup!! comments ARE good :) Rafia
Sep 3rd 2013
Asrar Hahahahahahaha.......! good joke and comments also Asrar
Sep 2nd 2013
Emel Ya rite Nazish!!! Emel
Aug 25th 2013
Rafia Yup!! u both r correct :) Rafia
Aug 24th 2013
nazish Yeah rafia exactly their attitude is kinda rude.idiot boys. Nazish
Aug 24th 2013
eesha Yep they r rafia...n they r in many other places too Eesha
Aug 24th 2013
Rafia I agree w8 u both emel nd nazish !!!!!!!!!! they r all the same ...... always fighting nd thinking them over smart !!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! their comments r kind rude :(:(:( Rafia
Aug 24th 2013
nazish ok dear I'll like the joke. Nazish
Aug 23rd 2013
Aug 22nd 2013
Azka Nasish i liked ur joke like mine too Azka
Aug 22nd 2013
nazish Exactly.whenever someone posted anything,boys started to fight on comment box.they only think that are too smart.looser boys. Nazish
Aug 21st 2013
Emel Ya rite Nazish!!! Emel
Aug 21st 2013
nazish Hey hey ebad plzzz don't boys always fight. Nazish
Aug 16th 2013
Emel LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! Emel
Aug 11th 2013
Ebad My article plz read it.... Ebad
Aug 6th 2013
princess Hmmmm not that bad keep trying to send these types of small articles Princess
Aug 2nd 2013
Hoora Nazish plzzzzzz add me Hoora
Jul 29th 2013
Emel Nice! Emel
Jul 27th 2013
Aneesa Nice.........! Aneesa
Jul 25th 2013
eesha Cooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll innocence :P Eesha
Jul 11th 2013
Marwa Hahahahahahahah uzair u came out to be a very small child cause a small child can only do that. :) Marwa
Jul 10th 2013
Maarij Maqsood Nazish nice try Maarij Maqsood
Jul 6th 2013
princess Nice try!!!!!!!!! Princess
Jul 5th 2013
nazish Thank you so much 2 all of you 4 giving me such nyc comments. Nazish
Jun 24th 2013
Sidra Nice!!!! Sidra
Jun 21st 2013
areesha Good one Areesha
Jun 16th 2013
isbah Hilarious Isbah
Jun 16th 2013
hania Fuuny Hania
Jun 10th 2013
Ebad Nice.... Ebad
Jun 10th 2013
Ibrahim Good Ibrahim
Jun 10th 2013
rizwan Pretty good!! Rizwan
Jun 9th 2013
Irum Nice Irum
Jun 9th 2013
Hiba Nyc one and I love food as well. Hiba
Jun 9th 2013
nazish M also fond of chocolate.I luv it very much,especially Cadbury m crazy about it. Nazish
Jun 8th 2013
Rida Nicoo. Rida
Jun 8th 2013
Arouba Hey Nazish, i too like pizza n biryani but unfortunately i hate pink n purple both :( i'm fond of chocolate n singin' is my hobby(juxt luv it)!! Arouba
Jun 8th 2013
Arouba Nice..!! Arouba
Jun 8th 2013
talmeez How can we upload jokes ...plz tell Talmeez
Jun 6th 2013
Laibah Its good but copied the fifth time on vshine Laibah
Jun 6th 2013
Hamza Waqas Goooooood Hamza Waqas
Jun 6th 2013
Arshia :p Arshia
Jun 5th 2013
Izma Ok Izma
Jun 5th 2013
selina Good,not bad Selina
Jun 5th 2013
nazish Yeah dats my own. Nazish
Jun 5th 2013
rabia Nazish its a good one,by the way its your own? Rabia
Jun 4th 2013
rabia Ok nazish its was a nice joke funnnyyyyy Rabia
Jun 3rd 2013
nazish Plzzzzzzzzzz do comment. Nazish
Jun 3rd 2013
nazish Yaar plzzzzzzz do comment on my joke.m waiting impatiently. Nazish
Jun 3rd 2013

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