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Irum Hayaat
Irum Hayaat
Published On Mar 2nd 2013
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1. Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?
2. At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?
3. A man dies of thirst in his own home. How is this possible?
4. The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
5. I have head and tail but no body. What am I?
6. I run but I don't walk I scream but I don't talk. What am I \?
7. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
8. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees; thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
9. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

10. Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

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Comments 56
Munkashay Mmmm..... needs thinking....:D Munkashay
Dec 26th 2013
Irum Can u gues the answers? Irum
Dec 19th 2013
Munkashay Hard ones, Ayesha! Munkashay
Dec 15th 2013
Nimra Heyy areej can u gave me ur email 2..?? :)) well nice ones ayesha..!! :) Nimra
Oct 13th 2013
Irum My mother allowed me. Give me your email, please!!! Irum
Oct 9th 2013
Irum She didnt allow me to give you...... :( Irum
Oct 8th 2013
Areej Oo okey :) now i got it.. :) Areej
Oct 7th 2013
Irum Yes we can be friends and I'll ask my mother if I can give you my e-mail, okay? Irum
Oct 6th 2013
Areej :) can we be friends?? ayesha?? tell me your email please Areej
Oct 4th 2013
Irum Thank you, Shweeetieee!! Irum
Sep 25th 2013
Areej Superbbbbbb Areej
Sep 24th 2013
Irum Hafsas right! Hahaa Irum
Sep 10th 2013
HAFSA Girls do you know what ayesha is my best cousin.and just me and ayesha share are secrets;) Hafsa
Sep 9th 2013
HAFSA Tick tock;)hahhaha Hafsa
Sep 9th 2013
Soha Welcome :) Soha
Aug 13th 2013
Irum Thnx Irum
Jul 31st 2013
Emel Good! Emel
Jul 28th 2013
Soha Hehehehe! Soha
May 8th 2013
Irum That's right, Soha! Irum
May 7th 2013
Soha Suspence Suspence!! Soha
May 5th 2013
Irum Thats rite wajeeha i loove suspense.. after all, whts the hunt widout the suspense?;).... Irum
Apr 2nd 2013
mary 1 he stode on ice then it meltid Mary
Apr 1st 2013
Wajeeha Oho so much suspense?!! =) gr8 riddles btw Wajeeha
Mar 30th 2013
Irum I am fine Manal!! And Eraj, I can't tell u here whether i took it from the net or not..... I'll tell you on your story 'the surprise birthday party'.......... Irum
Mar 28th 2013
manal Hey ayesha how are you? Manal
Mar 25th 2013
Eraj Nice riddles....have you take it from the internet? Eraj
Mar 24th 2013
Irum I will write answers but after sum time!! Irum
Mar 24th 2013
Ayesha 1- he hung on ice Ayesha
Mar 23rd 2013
Arouba Nice! Arouba
Mar 23rd 2013
Syeda Laiba Pls tell the answer Syeda Laiba
Mar 23rd 2013
Saeed Next time write answer Saeed
Mar 18th 2013
Rabita Yes! Rabita
Mar 17th 2013
Irum Quite simple, really Irum
Mar 13th 2013
raveeha So simple, yet nobody could guess all correctly! Raveeha
Mar 12th 2013
Irum Yes hafsa ure right!!!! Irum
Mar 12th 2013
Irum 1. He stood on a block of ice 2.There was a bell to signal when the water got too deep to swim. A deaf woman goes out, the bell rings, she doesn't hear it and she drowns 3.He lives in a boat in the sea and has no fresh water 4. A Headstone or a coffin 5. A coin 6 .A Train 7. She took his photo 8. He wrote"your exact weight" 9.He held a bucket of water above his head 10.She was blind and was reading Braille Irum
Mar 11th 2013
Irum I need only one more like !!! Irum
Mar 10th 2013
HAFSA 5.coin am i rite???/ Hafsa
Mar 9th 2013
Irum Are you sayin that I am a genius rabita? Irum
Mar 9th 2013
Rabita Genius! Rabita
Mar 8th 2013
Irum I'll giv a few answers but i'll giv all answers til i get at least 15 or even 10 likes .i hav 7 likes nw. so keep on liking everyone! answers to 1,4,5: 1. The man was standing on a big block of ice while he was hanging. 4. coffin 5.coin please keep on liking everyone for more answers...... Irum
Mar 8th 2013
raveeha Plz tell the answers! Raveeha
Mar 8th 2013
Sehar Hurry ! Sehar
Mar 7th 2013
Rabita Tell the answer! Rabita
Mar 7th 2013
Irum You're right Fatima and Zuhaa! If I get at least 15 likes and 15 comments I'll tell the answer... So please waittttt!!!! Irum
Mar 7th 2013
muneeb I don't know. Can you tell us? We all are requesting you Muneeb
Mar 7th 2013
Sehar Give the answer Sehar
Mar 5th 2013
raveeha Is that a joke? Raveeha
Mar 5th 2013
Fatima Plz give the answers fast Fatima
Mar 5th 2013
Fatima 4. coffin 5.coin Fatima
Mar 5th 2013
Irum Should I tell the answer? Irum
Mar 5th 2013
Irum You're right, Mariam! And Rabia, it's not a joke, it's a riddle. Irum
Mar 4th 2013
Zuhaa Is 5th 1 coin ??? Zuhaa
Mar 4th 2013
rabia Oh! that`s a joke? Rabia
Mar 4th 2013
Irum Can anyone guess the answer? Irum
Mar 4th 2013
Mariam 1. The man was standing on a big block of ice while he was hanging. Mariam
Mar 2nd 2013

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