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Haniya Azeem
Haniya Azeem
Mama Parsi
I Did Not Seee The Robber
Published On Feb 27th 2013
Total Comments : 22
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Man: Did you see the robber?
Stranger: Go straight , there will be three streets, do not go into the 1st street, nor the 2nd one , go into the third street, you will see three buildings, don’t go into the first one , nor the second one, go into the third one ,you will see three rooms, don’t go into the 1st one, nor the 2nd one, go into the third room, you will see 3 cupboards, don’t open the first one , nor the 2nd one, open the third one ,you will see 3 drawers, do not open the 1st one nor the 2nd one ,open the 3rd one , you will see three pictures , do not look at the 1st one ,nor the 2nd one ,look at the 3rd one , you will see three women, do not look at the 1st one , nor the 2nd one , look at the 3rd one ,she is my mother ,I swear by my mother I did not see the robber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comments 22
Anam Haniya y r u so rude??????!the joke was gud ,no need 2 fight! Anam
Nov 2nd 2013
 
 
Maarij Maqsood Me too don't agree with Dr gullasht Maarij Maqsood
Aug 21st 2013
 
 
Hoora Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny Hoora
Aug 4th 2013
 
 
Emel Well dont agree with Dr Gullshat! Emel
Jul 28th 2013
 
 
Gullasht What rubbish is this ? Can you plz written newly jokes ? Not old and cheap like this Gullasht
Apr 5th 2013
 
 
Ayesha Gud 1 Haniyah! Ayesha
Mar 23rd 2013
 
 
mariam Nice! Mariam
Mar 18th 2013
 
 
muhammad saad I have heard it before Muhammad Saad
Mar 17th 2013
 
 
ayesha Haha Ayesha
Mar 8th 2013
 
 
Marwa Whats in that? Marwa
Mar 7th 2013
 
 
Marwa Nice and cool Marwa
Mar 7th 2013
 
 
muneeb Nice effort Muneeb
Mar 7th 2013
 
 
Eraj Haniya you should behave your self when you are talking to others.....its not good you know. Eraj
Mar 5th 2013
 
 
aasiya They awl r right haniya!u shoul accept wat they r saying? u shud b nycer 2 them!nd i think u r a muslim? Aasiya
Mar 5th 2013
 
 
haniya I dont care what any of you say ok i am glad this got approved and one who does not like this go watch pogo,huh! Haniya
Mar 4th 2013
 
 
rabia It`s very old but still funny Rabia
Mar 4th 2013
 
 
shaheer It is copied Shaheer
Mar 2nd 2013
 
 
raveeha Very niceeeeeee! Raveeha
Mar 1st 2013
 
 
isbah I posted this joke 3 months ago on vshine! Isbah
Mar 1st 2013
 
 
Irum That jokes like 50 years old!! Irum
Feb 28th 2013
 
 
Saba Very funny and intresting joke Saba
Feb 28th 2013
 
 
rabia Nice................ Rabia
Feb 28th 2013
 
 

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