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Nabeeha Mahtab
Nabeeha Mahtab
Al Salam Private School
Two Hunters
Published On Feb 9th 2013
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Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are closed. The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?” The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
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Comments 8
Marwa :P :P :P Love it Marwa
Jul 12th 2013
 
 
mary Hee hee nice 1st Mary
May 25th 2013
 
 
Soha Agree Syed and Ayesha Soha
Feb 18th 2013
 
 
rabia It`s nice but, the problem is with the signals Rabia
Feb 16th 2013
 
 
Irum How is the hunter's mobile phone getting signals in the woods? so how is he able to call the operator from his mobile phone? Irum
Feb 13th 2013
 
 
shehrbano its a humerous and nice joke Shehrbano
Feb 11th 2013
 
 
syed How is the hunter's mobile phone getting signals in the woods? so how is he able to call the operator from his mobile phone? Syed
Feb 11th 2013
 
 
Princess :P Princess
Feb 10th 2013
 
 

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